Chuck Norris is 51 today
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..................................insert Chuck Norris jokes here
AlterEgo99
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Chuck Norris is serious business bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Imtjnotu
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Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the head...its decendants toda are known as giraffes
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THE TOP SEVEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes k*lling.
4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes k*lling.
4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Cabin_Pressure
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The first rule of Fight Club is actually “Don’t invite Chuck Norris”.
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Chuck Norris was originally offered the part of "Frodo" in the Lord of the Rings, he declined stating "Only a pussy would take three movies to destroy a piece of jewelry".
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here is a chuck norris fact for you....hes 71 not 51 retard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif everyone knows this
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of course
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not in CN years
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and i can't believe it took this long for anyone to notice..........
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