Chuck Norris Dead

[makdaddy 10+ year member]

Say it isnt SO

STONES!!!!!!!!!

Check link below

http://cnn.rofflecopter.net/

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having *** with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human."

lmao...the norris will never die!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Chuck would kick your *** for this thread.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

a roundhouse kick to the face is coming your way

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

a roundhouse kick to the face is coming your way

his whole family from the past, present, and future are gonna feel it!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

in bio yesterday the prof asked 'what is evolution' i was so tempted to say 'there is no such thing, there is only the animals chuck norris hasnt killed yet'

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

in bio yesterday the prof asked 'what is evolution' i was so tempted to say 'there is no such thing, there is only the animals chuck norris hasnt killed yet'

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[makdaddy 10+ year member]

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Long Live the Chuck

 

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[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

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[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

yeah i think chuck is still alive i dont know if that link is real

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

yeah i think chuck is still alive i dont know if that link is real

if it was real, don't you think there'd be national headlines?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

rofflecopter lol hahahaha

 

[Cobra Commander 10+ year member]

This is still funnier than a thread about someone getting their *** kicked and carjacked...

oops

 

[stones 10+ year member]

Its true chuck is dead, He has been reincarnated as a Japanese zen master.

Still got a mean roundhouse kick though:up2somet: .

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