Chuck Norris Dead

"Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having *** with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human."

lmao...the norris will never die!

 
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Long Live the Chuck

 
Its true chuck is dead, He has been reincarnated as a Japanese zen master.

Still got a mean roundhouse kick though:up2somet: .

Click that little scale to the left to vent your sadness and frustration.

 
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