Cashier got PWNED!!!

[RipDaJacka]

I work at a grocery store 20-30 hrs a week to suppplement my college student income and as normal I was straightening shelves and sacking groceries.. and I got called to carryout...

The Cashier that called me is 50+ yr old Presbyterian woman that wears skirts everyday and is rather large breasted.. she has worked there for 10yrs or so

Well we have a specail on grapes.. and like all sales we sell an above average number of the product.. This tall skinny black man comes in and selects his grapes and other items and Im sacking his groceries..

well the Cashier is weighing his grapes and the scale is MAXED out at 9.99lbs.. and she says, "I think the scale is wrong" and removes the grapes.. the scale goes to 0lbs and she leans back over and puts the grapes on the scale and it MAXs back out at 9.99lbs. We all know that the small bag of grapes doesnt weigh that much, Then they guy looks at her and sayz..

Hey, get ya ***** off the scale, Bitch...And I bust out laughin so hard I cant breath... and she gets so red faced she cant make eye contact, and she starts apologizing.. and that dude is laughin at me laughin and sayin "that was pretty good right" and we laugh all the way to his Cadillac and i come back in and laugh in her face and tell all our co-workers.. then she goes home cuz of "high blood pressure"

TWAS CLASSIC

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I would've asked how much for the *******.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

she's 50yrs. old, leave her alone

 

[desertheat 10+ year member]

hahah that made my day man.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You could have taken the mature route and got to bang her daughter.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

she's 50yrs. old, leave her alone

I agree. Had he done that at my store I would've fired him for ****** harassment .

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif but why do you have to laugh at someone who old enough to be ur grandma?

 

[MemphisLove. 10+ year member]

You should be flat backed with a fist.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

hmmmm big ***** daughter.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

You could have taken the mature route and got to bang her daughter.

this man is wise...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

yea, flip's rite, u could've banged her big tittied daughter....or son

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif but why do you have to laugh at someone who old enough to be ur grandma?

True that. I'm surprised she didn't get ya fired. Besides, you know if she's got any kids or grandkids that are girls, that they are stacked too. You need to hook up, take pics and provide a number.

Oh yeah, and write caraudio.com on your penis with a magic marker. long story....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I agree. Had he done that at my store I would've fired him for ****** harassment .

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah, and write caraudio.com on your penis with a magic marker. long story....

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[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Ask flip, the explanation is in one of the zillion pages from deerhunters most recent clusterfck of a thread. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif