Car+Drunk = Busted

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Went to a bday party on saturday and drank free from 5pm-midnight so obviously I was hammered

Left the party and went to another bar because I have a card that gets me triple bubble(3for1) so I had about 6 capt&cokes over there

We had a suite booked at the hotel next door and the pool is open 24/7 so 2am bar close I go over there to swim and sit in the hot tub and sauna

About a 6 pack and 4-5 sets of ***** later I realize it is 6am, **** I really gotta get home so I head out plastered out of my mind and what happens....

Turns out I forgot to move my car off the street in front of the bar and got a $20 parking ticket which I had to pay today

I drank about $100 in free booze so that kinda makes up for it I guess.....

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[quins90lac 10+ year member]

Went to a bday party on saturday and drank free from 5pm-midnight so obviously I was hammered
Left the party and went to another bar because I have a card that gets me triple bubble(3for1) so I had about 6 capt&cokes over there

We had a suite booked at the hotel next door and the pool is open 24/7 so 2am bar close I go over there to swim and sit in the hot tub and sauna

About a 6 pack and 4-5 sets of ***** later I realize it is 6am, **** I really gotta get home so I head out plastered out of my mind and what happens....

Turns out I forgot to move my car off the street in front of the bar and got a $20 parking ticket which I had to pay today

I drank about $100 in free booze so that kinda makes up for it I guess.....

would have been cooler if you got busted for dui and bubba fucked you in the *** . FUCK you you drunk driving worthless piece of shit . hopefully next time you wrap your car around a pole so you don't kill any one else buy doing something dumb

 

[2000LaDe 10+ year member]

yah thats a pretty boring story at least make it interesting

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

would have been cooler if you got busted for dui and bubba fucked you in the *** . FUCK you you drunk driving worthless piece of shit . hopefully next time you wrap your car around a pole so you don't kill any one else buy doing something dumb

lol, waaa

sorry the story is boring. i havent gotten a ticket or anything in over a decade so i was pretty excited about it even though it took drinking money out of my pocket

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I'd count myself lucky if all I got was a $20 parking ticket.

 

[WOT]

Ive left my car running for sooooooo long sleeping in it drunk lol

Im not much for driving wasted anymore though, to many programs out there and my car gets pulled over ALLL the time, if I drove a stock lookin car Id probly still be up to no good

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

i pulled into my work parking lot at 3 am after a night of drinking, and at 6 am my boss was beating on my window yelling at me for like 15 minutes.

 

[abrhino 10+ year member]

i pulled into my work parking lot at 3 am after a night of drinking, and at 6 am my boss was beating on my window yelling at me for like 15 minutes.

been there minus the booze tho.. i had to be at work at 5:30am.. i dont have a key so the manager who gets there at the same time has to open.. he isnt comin in cuz he's sick ( which i didnt know at the time) so i doze off in the lot.. bout 8:30 a coworker rolls in and wakes me up.. im 3hrs late and tired as shit.. but everyone is cool about it and the lad who keeps payrolls writes me in for those 3hrs cuz dude was a no-show.. free $

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Drunk drivers **** and should all die painfully.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

You know better scoob...