Can a squirrel realllly eat THAT many nuts?

[fatpat1080]

Ok but really I need to pass a marijuana screener saturday morning.
I have taken one of those strip pills from gnc and am eating as much as possible and excercising as little as possible to cover over my fat that has thc in it.

Then the day of the test i am drinking lots of gatorade to dilute and taking a vitamin B an hour before the test so my pee pee stays that vitamin yellow.

Any other ideas?

drink 2 64oz bottles of cranberry juice and a gallon of water like an hour befor the test, and when you piss, you'll piss water

 

[AVSTANG02]

Don't dilute it too much or they will make you retake the test.

Also you don't cover up THC in fat cells you have to burn it off..

 

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Don't dilute it too much or they will make you retake the test.
Also you don't cover up THC in fat cells you have to burn it off..

The point is to stop burning fat as much as possible before the test.

 

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drink 2 64oz bottles of cranberry juice and a gallon of water like an hour befor the test, and when you piss, you'll piss water

Shut up you fat ugly scamming piece of shit

Go back to eating children and living in a cave with your mohawk you fat fuck

You could smoke and not pass for like a year your so fat.

Like your the guy that people go GOD DAMMNN when you walk.

You also have guys with trumpets that follow you and play when you walk or woddle or whatever the fuck you do when you try to lift your legs.

Can you distinguish your thighs from your knees from your ankles?

See your penis?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Don't dilute it too much or they will make you retake the test.
Also you don't cover up THC in fat cells you have to burn it off..

That's what the creatine is for.

 

[Crzy 10+ year member]

studying high?
what the FUK?

Does not work... dumbest idea ever..

just dont smoke on a regular basis...

i have to study hi //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif