Can a squirrel realllly eat THAT many nuts?

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Ok but really I need to pass a marijuana screener saturday morning.

I have taken one of those strip pills from gnc and am eating as much as possible and excercising as little as possible to cover over my fat that has thc in it.

Then the day of the test i am drinking lots of gatorade to dilute and taking a vitamin B an hour before the test so my pee pee stays that vitamin yellow.

Any other ideas?

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[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Any other ideas?

Don't smoke if you know you're likely to be tested?

Next...?

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

Don't smoke if you know you're likely to be tested?
Next...?

possibly a genius?

 

[bigaudiofanati2 10+ year member]

Don't smoke if you know you're likely to be tested?
Next...?

X2 I have never done a drug so i do not have to worry about it.

 

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X2 I have never done a drug so i do not have to worry about it.

Yep and you are also a mac zealot and think weed makes you melt into the couch just from a contact high.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

so, what's the point of smoking weed?

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I have no problem if anyone chooses to smoke, but if you have a job that isn't tolerant of it, what's more important - employment or weed?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Start taking creatine supplement as well. About 10g (2 teaspoons) of it per day. That will allow you to pass the specific gravity test if they think you are diluting your sample.

 

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so, what's the point of smoking weed?

One major reason I smoke is it clears my thoughts. I have ADD and ritalin or atterol (SP?) make me SUPER sluggish so I smoke before I study.

Also i have racing thoughts sometime when i am trying to sleep and it helps me sleep and i dont wake up groggy.

Aside from that its relaxing and has some health benefits.

 

[bigaudiofanati2 10+ year member]

I have no problem if anyone chooses to smoke, but if you have a job that isn't tolerant of it, what's more important - employment or weed?

Agreed I have seen so many people fired because of failed drug tests. I choose not to do them because I have better things to use my money on and not sit around and smoke. I can think of more reasons as well.

 

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I have no problem if anyone chooses to smoke, but if you have a job that isn't tolerant of it, what's more important - employment or weed?

Its the first time ever. I work under the counter and the guy who owns the store (play it again sports) was randomly like hey i just decided we should do it finally.

I honestly dont think he will even care... I get all my shit taken care of and go above and beyond. I have a good work ethic and never make excuses.

 

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Start taking creatine supplement as well. About 10g (2 teaspoons) of it per day. That will allow you to pass the specific gravity test if they think you are diluting your sample.

I already am taking creatine but not because of drug tests.

Thanks for the info though my man!

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

If possible dilute your piss with water. If you can put like 2/3 water, and 1/3 your pee that will help. That is why most places turn off the water. OOOR!! Get a clean friend to piss in a bottle, keep it under your arm pit to warm it up, and dump it in your container.

Honestly I would get a friend to piss for you like I said... that is if your friends are clean.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

studying high?

what the FUK?

Does not work... dumbest idea ever..

just dont smoke on a regular basis...

 

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studying high?
what the FUK?

Does not work... dumbest idea ever..

just dont smoke on a regular basis...

I have a crazy mind my friend. Genius IQ but i have ADD with minor OCD and racing thoughts lol

It helps me and as long as you have a tolerance its not like WHOAH DUDE im HIGH letS TAKE off Our Clotheess