# Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
# Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
# It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
# It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
# People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
# Oral *** is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
# Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
# It's statutory **** for a man over 18 to have *** with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
# Tattoos are banned.
# No one may spit on a sidewalk.
# It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
# It is illegal to have *** before you are married.
# Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
# Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
# One may not promote a "horse tripping event".