Bush Advisor Says President Has Legal Power to Torture Children

# Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

# Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

# It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

# It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

# People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

# Oral *** is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

# Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

# It's statutory **** for a man over 18 to have *** with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.

# Tattoos are banned.

# No one may spit on a sidewalk.

# It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

# It is illegal to have *** before you are married.

# Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

# Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

# One may not promote a "horse tripping event".

 
It's also curious that if the administration is so concerned with civil liberties that they would be awarding yet more contracts to 'effing Halliburton to build "immigrant detention centers." Is it just me, or does setting up puppet committees and building detention centers smack a bit too much of something that happened in Europe around 1937?

taken from the irish man thread

 
oh well im not letting you guys ruin my birthday/ day off
you can all go to hell for forsaking your fellow man and ignoring if not laughing at them as they die

go fvck yourselfs you nazi supporting bastards
SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!SIG HEIL!

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