Bumper Stickers

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Heres some cool ones. I am thinking of maybe getting a few of them lol.

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,

But Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Remember Folks:

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You,

Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal

Friends.

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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He

is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE ---

PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,

AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

Click to read more...

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I like this one lol

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

unless you are a hemroid, get off my ***

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I had one made.

The green blends perfectly with my car, and for $5 it was worth the $$$

 

[smokeoff 10+ year member]

hamsters of doom will rain coconuts of distruction on your town

&

honk if you love peace and quite

 

[Expy2000]

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

^^ I love that one too

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Yes, This Is My Truck

No, I Won't Help You Move

...would be appropriate for mine, lol.

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Yes, This Is My Truck
No, I Won't Help You Move

...would be appropriate for mine, lol.

I know that feeling, I had a truck i plowed with for winters while i was laid off and stuff. You never get as many phone calls from people until it snows or they need something moved, then there your best friend and still dont give you gas money

My other sticker for my car is

" The keys are on my seat right next to my German Sheapard"

 

[pr0digySquared]

I'm thinking about getting one made up, only $5:

I'd rather PUSH my Volvo than drive a Honda!

Probably only funny for a few people here

 

[Stu 10+ year member]

I'm thinking about getting one made up, only $5:
I'd rather PUSH my Volvo than drive a Honda!

Probably only funny for a few people here

haha i am really liking that one, im a 850glt owner by they way

 

[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

960 owner here. And whats with the pushing of the volvo? VOLVO's NEVER DIE!!!!!

 

[SirSyko 10+ year member]

Whenever I see bumper stickers on cars they are usually white trash people. Bumper stickers **** up the look of a car anyway, unless, of course you have a white trash car.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Car: Camaro

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Yeah, I don't like bumper stickers too much, the only stickers I have on the van are a VT logo, and a sticker that I need for my volunteer work with Orange County Emergency Management so I don't get towed when I park there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[SirSyko 10+ year member]

Lol yeah, but its a red Z28 that I keep clean at all times.

 

[AsK 5109 10+ year member]

Can't feed em

Don't breed em

so true so true