breakfast and head for v-day

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

yup yup, that was my v-day present when i got up this mornin, yo!

that light-skinned ho from down tha hill came knockin this morning. i been tryin to hookup wit this chick for months. i guess she finally couldnt resist. showed up wit some fresh cinnamon rolls, and a cravin for some tappin. good thing i groomed tha ball fro last night. so, after a few of tha rolls and some average head, i shot a little frosting on chicks neck, then sent her back home...

she'll be back, yo!! oh yeah, she'll be back.

any of you chumps get anything for valentines??

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[ahole-ic]

first

 

[globalminds_ent 10+ year member]

LMAO I didn't get nothin yet

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

When I grow up I wanna be just like you

 

[mylows10 5,000+ posts]

send her my way ,i'll show her a real YO !!!!

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

No what what in the butt??

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

it took months for you to hook up wid dat hoe? you slippn' brah.

 

[Oh6AcCoRd 10+ year member]

my mom renewed my membership to world or warcraft. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[mylows10 5,000+ posts]

hey dude that eminem look isn't working for you.just go back to acting like a white boy,suits you better.p.s. maybe thats why she waited so long !!! just a thought .

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

it took months for you to hook up wid dat hoe? you slippn' brah.

i know man. she was one of those good church goin girls.

she was kneelin at tha feet of tappin this mornin, yo!!

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

i know man. she was one of those good church goin girls.
she was kneelin at tha feet of tappin this mornin, yo!!

they all hoes in da end

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

i know man. she was one of those good church goin girls.
she was kneelin at tha feet of tappin this mornin, yo!!

ah makes sense now.

 

[DoesDad 10+ year member]

I gave the old lady the best 45 seconds of her life this morning! She gave me some Cap'n Crunch. Mmmmm.... Cap'n Crunch.

 

[Mr.meyhem 10+ year member]

After school its on like donkey kong!!!!!!!