boom......outa here

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

she told me that an 8 inch penis is too small.........so i shagged *** outa there. actually, i slinked away like a scared snake. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

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[01 S 10 10+ year member]

lol

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

lmao

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

pwnt

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

would have been like fucking a warm glass of water with some crabs floating around in it.

 

[TulsaMike 10+ year member]

wtf u talking about?

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

would have been like fucking a warm glass of water with some crabs floating around in it.

haha. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

**** in her in her *** and teach her a lesson.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

my milkshake brings hermaphrodites to the yard........

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

send her my way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

meh it happens......well not to me.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

haha. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

"family guy"

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

would have been like fucking a warm glass of water with some crabs floating around in it.

What is *** without love? IT IS STILL ***! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

send her my way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Liez!

I am out, because I am married! If I wasn't though, she would be sufficed by me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

the title of this thread was not "lie about your penis". i must be the only one that listens to the jim rome show, which is an okay show in short bursts. someone must know where, and from whom, i stole the title of this thread.