Big *** 2000lb cows running from my 65lb black lab.

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Throughout the nineteen years i've been on this earth, I've never been so close to one like arms length away, some of you guys might of grown up around cattle.

Let me give you some advice about being around cattle, you have to show them who is boss. Find the biggest, meanest, ugliest one in the herd. Lift its tail and stick your junk in it. This will show your dominance to the entire herd.

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

Let me give you some advice about being around cattle, you have to show them who is boss. Find the biggest, meanest, ugliest one in the herd. Lift its tail and stick your junk in it. This will show your dominance to the entire herd.

x2. Lived on a farm once and heard this as well... Didn't stick around long enough to do it though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif