Batman vs. Ninja turtles

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I would like to point out that batman has extensive ninja training himself. Didnt you see the movie?

Also, he has that poison spray shit that ****s with your head. All he would need to do is spray that and takeout one turtle, and the rest would follow.

Ninja turtles never fought anyone who used real technology, only foot soldiers. Batman has had to deal with the real villans, the intellectual ones.

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

im sorry dude. batman is just a guy in a rubber suit. he does not have a whole freakin can of that spray stuff. he had one vial of it.

and the training was not THAT extensive. the turtles trained for their ENTIRE LIVES as ninjas. he was there for what, like a few years? the turtles are like twenty years old. and they too deal with the villans of their respective city.

sides, the turtles are freaking MUTATED by that stuff - and they are freaking TURTULES. i bet that it does not even effect them at all since they arent even mammels //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

batman is just a little rich man in a special carbon fiber suit (adds db'z) and the turtles are real mutated freakin NINJA turtles

not even a compairason if there are FOUR of them.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Ninja Turtles.

/story

NG

 

[ndnbolla 10+ year member]

if pizza's on the line, then turtles take it to a whole new level that bats aint ready for.

plus, doesn't batman have to do all this research about his **** enemy before he takes him out. he stays in his cave all night and studies and then does what he does. atleast thats how i remember it from his show.

turtles are unknown in the underground, whats batman gonna do then?

 

[Hades2004 10+ year member]

This is a toughy lol. I would say

BATMAN!!!!

End Of Story

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

if pizza's on the line, then turtles take it to a whole new level that bats aint ready for.

This man speaks the truth.

I told you, the turtle would kill batman, they have shells. and they can retreat in them with ninja speed. Duh.

-Blake

 

[snebes 10+ year member]

the NINJA turtles are freaking NINJAS. end of story.

FREAKING NINJAS I TELL YOU

theres no way a ninja can loose to a rich white boy in liatards.

I totally agree!! Ninjas just go BERSERK and kill everybody!1!

and the turtles will kick batman's carbon fiber ricer body suit *** outta here

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Ditka by 32

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Ditka or Chuck Norris?

It's a close call...the world would end anyway so we wouldn't be around to see the winner.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Bill braskey for teh whin

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Batman is like a gay McGuyver, with 1/10th of Chuck Norris to boot.

If Chuck Norris played Batman, I'd say he'd win against the Turtles.

Otherwise, they would just slaughter Batman and drag him behind their goofy yellow van with the massive gats on the top of it.

BTW... That van is why ricing out vans is popular in Asia right now- they are all thrying to achieve the level reached by the Ninja Turtles.

 

[ighettoboyi 10+ year member]

turtles would pWn mr bruce....hardcore

 

[Hundreth 10+ year member]

I dunno, I'm thinking that the Batman begins Batman is a turd, but the original has way more balls.

But yeah, I'll have to agree on whether its 4 vs 1 or 1 vs 1...

If 4 vs 1, turtles.

If 1 vs 1, Batman.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

i think if batman drank the super ooze or whatever that green shit is he would make one bad-*** black ninja human.