bangin a chick while her hubby is gone...

[Kross6622 10+ year member]

I live in California bro. Why you want to beat me up? Because military men marry skank hoes?

It is true, most military men marry *****s because its all about the extra money, they dont wait long enough to realize thats shes banging him for his $$. I cannot think of one girl who is married to a military man from my school who wasnt used by a ton of guys before. Not saying they are running around cheating but they typically have been around the block more. I know of one good relationship that someone is in the military but they are not even married so it doesnt really apply to this troll story.

 

[evanirr 10+ year member]

id love to see spider monkey put a whoopin on me in real life. I will pay for your ticket to TN how about that. Talk shit now.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

E-thug...take it easy bro...u mad.

 

[t_blake10 10+ year member]

How about we all just trade hoes for a week? That way we all get some strange, and nobody can be mad. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

E-thug...take it easy bro...u mad.

Dude's mad because his girl probably does cheat on him...and he's too ***** to talk to her about it, so he takes his anger out on the dude who is on the other end lulz.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I can't believe Tappin_Azz is asking us advice about tapping ***... Of course you keep going with it until it's worn out... I'd say two - three more weeks of humpin is sufficient.

 

[Burbanhunter 10+ year member]

The inevitable rule of thumb "What Goes Around Comes Around." Remember that. I can't tell anyone on here what to do. I don't agree with it, but later on in life you will see why. I could care less what people have to say about my comment, but I will say that it is only funny until it happens to you.

 

[Burbanhunter 10+ year member]

Of course w/out pics this thread is fail. So hopefully this is for forum attention. I think that is the case.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

nicca used the word hubby thats ghayer than a bag of dicks

edit : and a bag of assholes

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

nicca used the word hubby thats ghayer than a bag of dicks



edit : and a bag of assholes

How about a tube of dicks?

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

We been hookin up for roughly 6 weeks now. One of my girls introduced us at tha club one night. I new it was comin. Dancin of tha floor, and you know I gots tha sick moves. She had her hands all up a brotha’s shirt, feelin my ripped abs. so I pop off tha shirt, and she instantly gets wet.
She's sick hot and has a kickin body and she is cool. The next night we met up was for some dinner and a few drinks (oh yeah, she was buyin) and somehow we ended up at her place. So after some more drinks we are in bed, *****, when she drops this bomb: "I have a husband". Im like, SO?!?!

He is away for work and arrives back early the next day. It's pretty clear that I am aint turnin back at this point so I go all wild on this chick, and give her tha night of her life. Had her beggin for more, but yo, I had to jet. I leave at 5 am.

I thinkin it might be a one and done but as it turns out she kept callin and textin, wanting some more of Tappin. Ive banged her everyway you can imaging in their bed so many times... she is a freak. Every room of tha house on tha kitchen table. Shootin tha white stuff all over her, even shot a load on her weddin ring.

One time I left her place roughly 60 seconds before he got home and passed him in on the road. Just gave him a wave…

Should I stop, or keep bangin away??

You guys make tha call…

What it do?!?

I believe all parts except the Shes Hot part.......She is prolly not hot at all but who am I to say

One mans HOT is another mans ugly........Good job bangin a married chic though,I hope her husband does not

have a gun collection like I do....

 

[Team Maxxsonics 10+ year member]

Hey, I just figured out who this guy reminds me of... the used car salesmen in "True Lies"..

Arnold's going to get you......

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

sorry SM, he not military, but he is a cop. i guess thats close.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

no not because of that. I promise you i could fu** your little wife or g/f if you were gone for a year. Without a doubt. I just would not. They go fighting for your dumb ***, and you think its funny to fu**, or watch their women get fu**ed.. and incase you were wondering yes I am military and yes I am married.

I think it is funny that their wives are *****s, yes. IMHO you are doing them a favor by exposing their wives for who they really are. The real disservice is making them live a lie.