Back from the Ireland

[edzy 10+ year member]

Well, I just got back from a 2 week trip to Ireland. Had a blast,(no pun intended) Until Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano Decided to blow. At first it was no big deal, but as my planes departure grow closer, the reality of the Earths outburst became a nightmare.

Many tens of thousands became trapped at airports through out Europe and across the world as all air traffic was halted in eastern Europe, In essence, held hostage by a natural event thousands of miles away.

At the airport the first few days were uneventful, but as time went on food and water began to run out. We formed two groups. The first group was lead by a former Isreal special forces guy who acquired some knowledge of a secret underground bunker and was able to turn us against each other while always imposing suspicion one every one.

Our group was lead by a fat guy named Hugo who was the founder of a large fast food company. He had lost his girlfriend at the airport, In the ladies room line I heard.

As night came, it was always the same. scouting for food in the outlaying villages while trying to avoid the others..One night we became "Lost" and encountered a Polar bear. Later it was found out we were actually at the Zoo with the kids..

Finally the gray ash disappeared and the airports were opened. It was amazing to find out that there were planes waiting to take ppl from the Ireland. Now back in the States I fear that I will be forced back to The Ireland by some unrelenting force to find the truth.

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[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Cool story bro.

Could you phoenetically spell out Eyjafjallajokull? WTF?

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

I lol'd when people on the news were trying to pronounce that

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Well, I just got back from a 2 week trip to Ireland. Had a blast,(no pun intended) Until Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano Decided to blow. At first it was no big deal, but as my planes departure grow closer, the reality of the Earths outburst became a nightmare. Many tens of thousands became trapped at airports through out Europe and across the world as all air traffic was halted in eastern Europe, In essence, held hostage by a natural event thousands of miles away.

At the airport the first few days were uneventful, but as time went on food and water began to run out. We formed two groups. The first group was lead by a former Isreal special forces guy who acquired some knowledge of a secret underground bunker and was able to turn us against each other while always imposing suspicion one every one.

Our group was lead by a fat guy named Hugo who was the founder of a large fast food company. He had lost his girlfriend at the airport, In the ladies room line I heard.

As night came, it was always the same. scouting for food in the outlaying villages while trying to avoid the others..One night we became "Lost" and encountered a Polar bear. Later it was found out we were actually at the Zoo with the kids..

Finally the gray ash disappeared and the airports were opened. It was amazing to find out that there were planes waiting to take ppl from the Ireland. Now back in the States I fear that I will be forced back to The Ireland by some unrelenting force to find the truth.

Whoa... The group leader wasn't a 6'5' jew named Ben was he? If so then Hugo better check the bathroom again, because I hear Ben likes to spend lots of time in there with young ladies. The dirtier the better for Ben, so the airport stall sounds like a perfect fit.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

lulz.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Photo of mentioned heeb

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

The board at Dublin Airport All flights cannceled.

Entrance to the uderground Bunker

Inside the Bunker

Cryptic message inside the bunker

Trim Castle where we hid out. (Brave heart was filmed here)

And a car wtf at the front windshield bubble thing...