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i hate CompUSA because they bought out good guys and now im losing my job.AND all the ****in promises they made to us, there not coming thru on any of them FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!! sorry to rant jus found out today

 
-i hate when i feel like i have to take a shit and then sit on the toilet and just fart.

-i hate when i feel like i have to take a fat shit and then a couple of logs come out and i still feel like i have shit to unload but it aint coming out

-i hate when i pee and then all of a sudden get this cramp feeling from my balls as if some kind of muscle in my scrotum is cramping up, and when i massage it it goes away. its so painful am i the only one that gets this? its only like a three second thing and its once in a long while like once every couple months i wonder what it is..

-i hate it wheni eat a bunch of spicy foods one day or something very very spicy and the next day i get hot-*** diarrhea that burns my anus and then i walk around farting hot farts for the day literally.

 
-when you have to shit after a shower //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

-girls that are cool one day, than a ***** the next //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 
-i hate when i pee and then all of a sudden get this cramp feeling from my balls as if some kind of muscle in my scrotum is cramping up, and when i massage it it goes away. its so painful am i the only one that gets this? its only like a three second thing and its once in a long while like once every couple months i wonder what it is..

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It is a muscle that tightens up because the muscle or tube isnt big enough to allow blood to rush through it, so it hurts when all of a sudden blood rushes towards it. I have it too when I sneeze for some reason.

 
I hate
- People who take your right of way at a stop sign.

- People who very obviously go out of there way to stare at you? Am I sexy?

- People who drive behind you, speed up to pass you, only to have to come to a stop 10 feet later

- My girls cat. It will not freaking shut up!

- People.
1. They better have either a larger vehicle than mine, or are willing to pay to get their bumpers fixed -because the odds are in my favor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

2. Yes, I'm that sexy.

3. I usually give them a good view of my front grill in that case...at a distance of about two inches //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

4. I don't like cats in general. I'm a dog person.

5. Amen brother...amen.

 
-girls that are cool one day, than a ***** the next //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
There are ones that aren't?

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