Aussie, Aussie, Aussie....

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Oi Oi Oi

A picture of my current love

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[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

fosters.....australian for beer

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

i thought it was gonna be DBB.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

it is a 22" lcd so it is a rather large beer

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

whats australian for foreplay?

"are you awake "?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.

“What?”

“**********. Right now!”

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

“Now, do it again”.

“I can’t do it again”

“DO it again!”

So the tourist masturbates for a second time.

“Okay, once more”

“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.”

“No, that’s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.”

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

bloody wankers.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

g'day mate.

like another shrimp on the barbi?

 

[mjf 10+ year member]

An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.
“What?”

“**********. Right now!”

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

“Now, do it again”.

“I can’t do it again”

“DO it again!”

So the tourist masturbates for a second time.

“Okay, once more”

“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.”

“No, that’s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.”

LAWL.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

the OP is a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

bump to draw attention to myself

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

the OP is a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Regardless of what the commercials tell you Foster's is most assuredly not Australian for beer.

It is Australian for "Export this filth to the silly Yanks who will actually drink this piss water!"

Most Aussies do not drink Foster's //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[swimfreak26 10+ year member]

Can't say I've ever had Foster's....is it worth my while to buy it the next time I'm at the store?

 

[AAckley1 10+ year member]

no, get you a killians

irish ftw