"JBizzle" (2:22:26 AM): Kovemaster can kill two stones with one bird."JBizzle" (2:22:31 AM): Kovemaster has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
"JBizzle" (2:22:39 AM): Kovemaster can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
"JBizzle" (2:23:01 AM): Kovemaster once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
"JBizzle" (2:23:09 AM): Kovemaster can touch MC Hammer.
"JBizzle" (2:23:17 AM): It takes 14 puppeteers to make Kovemaster smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
"JBizzle" (2:23:27 AM): When Kovemaster wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
"JBizzle" (2:23:37 AM): Mr. T pities the fool. Kovemaster rips the fool's head off.
"JBizzle" (2:24:05 AM): Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Kovemaster does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
"JBizzle" (2:24:27 AM): Kovemaster once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
