ATTN Everyone: I have old man's penis breath.

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Well I just wanted to show how much of an e-thug I am, so I thought I would share this story. 2 afro-americans approached me this weekend..and wanted to fight. So I told them I was a CA.COM regular and this would look good on the forums. They didn't take kindly so they did their little "afro-karate" stance.. (i dont know if you ever have watched afro's fight, but they do this really stupid jig when they fight). Anyway I walked up to one with my fists up and then look away, he looks too..stupid move. I leg swooped him and kicked him in the face. The other guy looked scared as fawk.. I tackled him and knocked his *** out with a punch to the jaw. I then proceeded to ejaculate on them..but sadly. I got hit in the eye...

again.

and I sucessfully wasted 10 minutes writing this to past time @ work

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[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

man, i was hoping you really got ur shit kicked in

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

Fail

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

stfu bitch.

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

i should ejaculate in your eyes for making me waste my time reading this..

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

man, i was hoping you really got ur shit kicked in

Hell naw. Then I went to my homeboi's house and freestyled about it..with my afro Oink.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

so...

you knock a guy down to beat off in his face????

JOO = ***

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

so...
you knock a guy down to beat off in his face????

JOO = ***

Haven't you heard the saying if balls dont touch..

Then it no = ***.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

thats is most def ***.

so if i piiyb and my balls never touched yours, you're not ghey?

givers aren't ghey. takers are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

thats is most def ***.
so if i piiyb and my balls never touched yours, you're not ghey?

givers aren't ghey. takers are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

HAHA..

naw.

watch...and learn

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

you come up with some feggot *** shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[redrider13 10+ year member]

waste of life.

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

waste of life.

Waste of time to tell me.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

oh

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

I do find it kind of funny he took the top few post of CA.com that are popular for flaming as of late and put them all together.

But he's still a ***.