ATTN: ALL Beaners!

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Due to my age it's getting hard for me to get around. So I need your help.

My lawn need's to be mowed.

If you do a good job I'll give you and ice cold Juarito soda, and I'll roundhouse kick a piñata for you.

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[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like a good deal.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

That pinata doesnt stand a chance...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I know the perfect person for this job!

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

He found his moms bangin the help and he mad

Lulz

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

the fuck you just say?

 

[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

Sticky? Really?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Ohhhhh, lets sticky everything again!!

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

I know the perfect person for this job!

Don't you meen yob?

 

[NoCoSPL 10+ year member]

Im predicting a huge ****ing thread. . .

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

Im predicting a huge ****ing thread. . .

not so much

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

The Broncos ****.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

my gf is a dampback :/

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

only cuz i blew my load on it, lol.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

i love you Mr. Norris, i would gladly have your *** babies.