Another riddle to boggle our minds!!! plz help!

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A river //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
A penis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

wrong. it's a black penis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

 

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What is black and white and read all over?

a zebra who just got sniped rolling down a hill

or

a virgin white chick who caught jungle fever

 

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a dalmation run over by a truck?

 

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

a shit

 

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good answer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

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not the correct one...but very good

 

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What can go up and come down without moving?

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

What can go up and come down without moving?

icetee's fat chick girlfriend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what the hell kind of answer is that?

 

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What can go up and come down without moving?

my gf's mood swings.

 

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whoever said snakes on a plane is a genius!!

 

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