anal?

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

my girl hates oral. She is down with any and everything else that i suggest and want to do, but she says ughhh i hate the taste. I reply with what the f0ck does it taste like? She says no it doesnt taste bad i just hate it. I was like well i mean if thats what you think.... so i dont ever get full oral pleasure anymore. She is willing to do road head on the occasion, but never when we are anywhere else, but i cant complain.

She has swallowed my load the first two times she gave me the dome and now she wont let me bust in her mouth. It is very disappointing.

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

my g/f swallows! and likes it

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

well that ends that forever lol i tried with KY warming stuff and it wouldnt fit. so we just laughed and went about it the normal way. thanks for your input guys but i dont think its gona happen.

So you did not know that you are not supposed to go from anal to vaginal intercourse? She is probably going to get one nasty UTI.

The bad thing about that is no ****** for you until she gets the all clear. It could take months, or maybe as long as a year.

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

well when i pushed really hard she just would be like stop stop and idk i was just like oh well this isnt working.

Tell her that she will let you if she loves you. Just say its been a fantasy of yours for a long time and that you want it to be with her because you love her so much, and you THINK she loves you so much.

If they can squeeze an entire human out of their cooter, you can fit your thingy in her butt. Like I said.... Just give it more gas. Maybe hit the NOS button?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

my g/f swallows! and likes it

the 14 year old? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

Tell her that she will let you if she loves you. Just say its been a fantasy of yours for a long time and that you want it to be with her because you love her so much, and you THINK she loves you so much.
If they can squeeze an entire human out of their cooter, you can fit your thingy in her butt. Like I said.... Just give it more gas. Maybe hit the NOS button?

well i was thinking next time i wanna play in the mud ill maybe get a run at it. you know like start at the end of the bed and kinda use it like a spear.

 

[R05Nismo 10+ year member]

well i was thinking next time i wanna play in the mud ill maybe get a run at it. you know like start at the end of the bed and kinda use it like a spear.

Put a butt plug up her *** for 10mins while she smokes on your wang..THEN it will go in for sure!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

That's a pretty short spear.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

That's a pretty short spear.

well your mom sure liked it.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Ok so my opinion is it's gay (although I voted for sick). Gay's take it in the ***, and give it in the ***. If you want anal, it's because you are craving the gheyness. It's not natrual for gays, its not natrual for non gays. Why would somebody want to give anal when they know that is how gay guys get off with each other? Just my opinion.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

doubt it.
ps: you never cease to amaze me with your stories. how someone as intelligent as you (no ****) went through all the bullshit you talk about on this site, ill never understand.

ps: no ****ing **** ok?

**** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I've given it to 3 girls

1 cried the first time, efforts became futile. Tried it a 2nd time, she said it was uncomfortable but whatever. Tried it a 3rd time and said it hurt like hell, but let me finish

2nd girl took it like a champ and didnt complain at all. Even gave me dome to help lube it up prior to entry (she was a 1-nighter much to my dismay =\ )

3rd let me do it twice, said it hurt but let it ride.

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

I always get her ready with a greasy chicken bone for 5-10 minutes than walla

 

[Beefy 10+ year member]

This is a very interesting thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

I would rather shoot up a huge bag of heroin in hopes of overdosing than stick my dick in a shit hole

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

I tried it a few times with the ex. Sober didn't really go too well, but drunk she got a little into it. Its novelty, thats about it.