An F-Body Christmas Carol

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the garages

Not a Poncho was stirrin, you'd think they were Dodges;

Empty toolboxes were open under each Christmas tree,

Each person saying, "Hope St. Nick remembers me."

The f-body buffs were nestled snug in their beds,

While visions of car parts danced in their heads.

Mamma was in her T-shirt, and I wore my cap.

We had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

When out on the street there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the sheet to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew with a bound,

Tore open the curtains to see who was around.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a Black RS/SS downshifting gears!

With a little old driver so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!

More rapid than race cars his Chevy it came;

With more classics following which he called by name:

Now SS!! Now Yenko! Now Nickey and ZL-1!

On Z/28! on COPOs! and all you Top Guns!

Right down the chimney he went with a squeal.

He spoke not a word but went straight to his trunk;

And filled all the stockings with lots of good junk.

He brought goodies to most homes, but some he ignored,

We found out next morning that those folks all drove Fords!

And giving a jingle with his set of keys,

Gave a quick nod and left in a breeze.

He fired up his big block and it sounded so sweet,

With the others behind him, he roared down the street.

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night.

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[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

man u are a nut!!!!

why dont you guys talk about the super natural camaro? they only make it for 1 yr? i dunno who made it but it had 6 tail lights and actually kept up with a ferrari testarosa

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Are you talking about the concept Camaro from GM that came out with a few years ago?

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

all i know is it was faster than a vette (stock) handled and braked a lil worse than the vette and the back of it was space aged lookin they called it the super natural

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Are you talking about this? http://tucars24.valuehost.ru/1994_callaway_c8.htm

 

[jlman 10+ year member]

Man I wish they would of produced that car thats a **** nice camero even if it is a chevy lol. I actully like cameros but like mustangs a whole hell of alot better and actully on of my favorite cars in the looks department anyway is a ram air ***** am black with 17 crome wheels **** nice. Actully got to ride in a C-5 corvette the other day at the strip my dad knows a dude that has a chevy dealership in St. Louis and man what a ride he wouldnt let me drive lol.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[bootleg 10+ year member]

Being faster than a Testerosa isn't that difficult. A 2000 Pontiac Firebird FORMULA is only .03 seconds slower than it. Put headers on it and port the MAF and your got a Ferrari roasting $20k rocket ship.

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

Originally posted by audiolife man u are a nut!!!!

why dont you guys talk about the super natural camaro? they only make it for 1 yr? i dunno who made it but it had 6 tail lights and actually kept up with a ferrari testarosa

I heard about this...I think it was 0-60 in about 4.5??? Not sure...but i have not heard much about it in the past couple of years...

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

yup thats it 28000 dollar car

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

Did it go into production???

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

they tested it only weak spot on it was stopping lol took 3rd to the testarosa and vette thinkin it was faster than the vette dont remember but it had 6 round taillights

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

I remember it kinda...don't remember much except for the 0-60...

 

[Daniel 10+ year member]

hey rangerman your into svt cars?

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

Originally posted by Daniel hey rangerman your into svt cars?

Yes, Cobras especially...