Almost died last night

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, on occassion I get more out of hand than usual. Sometimes I think your chemistry is just more susceptible to getting smashed.
But I don't try to jump out of moving vehicles. That's screwed up.

i know, trust me on this one. i dont do this type of shit when im sober or smoke. for some reason everyone in my family that drinks (brother dad and me) seem to get sketchy. and whats worse is this sketchyness seems to run in the family.

im always chill when i drink beer and am buzzing, but when i drink hard alcohol i dont know when to stop and start drinking out of the bottle, blacking out and doing stupid shit. i really wish i would just pass out instead of black out.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

If by retard mode you mean have I ever:
broke someone's laptop

Broke of someone's car mirror

almost jumped out of a car moving 40 mph.

The answer is no, no, and no. You still hold the World's Champion of "People I would not hang around while drinking".

Dude, you have a problem with drinking. Most people I know don't do such retarded shit while drinking. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

true, but i dont do this shit just when i drink either. only when i black out. unconscious drunken decision making skills FTL?

on another note, i fixed a "corrupted" video ipod i found in the street last week. free ipods FTW

edit: btw, they told me last night that the laptop does in fact power up now. yay for me. oh yea, and its not like i tried to break his rear view mirror or the laptop. i simply was stumbling around and my foot got caught on the power cord and it pulled the laptop off the table. and the mirror broke because i was rapping and swinging my hands around like a wigger.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Only hardcore drinkers do this shit, congrats man. When I drink whiskey I dont know when to stop either, leading to being beligerent, peeing/puking in random locations, and breaking things at will. This is why I drink beer whenever possible.

 

[thekraka]

Beer makes you fat

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I guess i drank a little too much whiskey last night with my friends.
1) broke my friends GF's laptop

2) broke my friends rear view mirror off

3) almost jumped out of his explorer at 40mph

i guess he had to slam the brakes to stop the car and grab me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. i dont remember though since i blacked out.

drinking FTMFL. i wish i could smoke again instead

Naaa doesnt sound like it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Ive had my fair share of drinking adventures/experiences. I try and take it easy on my liquor intake though.

I almost got a ticket lastnight at a party I went to when the cops showed up. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif Another year ****it and I wont have to worry about underage drinking!

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

i know, trust me on this one. i dont do this type of shit when im sober or smoke. for some reason everyone in my family that drinks (brother dad and me) seem to get sketchy. and whats worse is this sketchyness seems to run in the family.
im always chill when i drink beer and am buzzing, but when i drink hard alcohol i dont know when to stop and start drinking out of the bottle, blacking out and doing stupid shit. i really wish i would just pass out instead of black out.

Then just drink beer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif