Almost died an hour ago.

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

chew you pig.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Do it again, only this time catch it on video and upload that shit. Funny story, can only imagine seeing it would be hilarious.
Kinda glad you're still alive though.....I guess.

If audioholic dies, I call dibs on his audioz gearz (and the Chevelle I seem to recall you own) !!!11one!!1

I would LOVE to have got that on film. Unfortunately I dont tape myself randomly eating. Only screwing. That would have been great, very weird to watch myself pass out I bet. lol
Im getting buried with my chevelle and subs. You can have my toothbrush tho. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Im having tater tots tomorrow night I think.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

chew you pig.

Im a chewer! They were Kettle Brand chips, the really thick ones I normally hate. I dont know why I bought them, or why I let such a big piece go down. I guess I just like living on the edge.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Im a chewer! They were Kettle Brand chips, the really thick ones I normally hate. I dont know why I bought them, or why I let such a big piece go down. I guess I just like living on the edge.

Sounds like it was a subconscious ******* attempt.

1-800-*******. Get help NOW, before it's too late !! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like it was a subconscious ******* attempt.
1-800-*******. Get help NOW, before it's too late !! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Ive suspected my subconscious hates me for quite some time now. Maybe I should get a restraining order.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

what you need is one of those life alert necklaces now! Or whatever they are called....

 

[Lakota 5,000+ posts]

Shit, I'm glad to see you're alright. It's amazing how stupid shit like this can just come out of the blue.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I was so sick back in 2004 that the preacher actually came into my hospital room and asked to give me my last rites and make funeral arrangements. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I'm glad I proved them wrong.

 

[na_rsx 10+ year member]

i think that was ben milne out to get you

but i kind of had the same issue, but it happens when i sleep, i wake up, but i cant move, like i am paralyzed. i force myself to get up but i cant, then after a minute of trying i get up and am shaking like MJ Fox. turns out i get stuck between being awake and actually falling asleep. scary shit when it happens though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

Cool story bro!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

No pics?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Glad to hear you are okay.

Hopefully there is no brain damage and your posts will continue to be full of win.

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

Great story. Good to hear you're fine...

but I lol'd like a madman while reading the original post.

 

[gqjeff 10+ year member]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol
Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Good thing your brain is still working right... Thats some crazy shit...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Dag yo.

nG