After *** talk

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

"im sorry thats never happened to me before, so ya il get you a towel."

 

[JiggaD369 10+ year member]

"Last night was better".

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

me-sorry i dunno what happened

her-what the *** or the 45 minutes of crying?

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

your sister was so much better.

or---

me- where did you learn that??

her-from your brother

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i usually ask him if he needs a ride back to daycare

 

[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

O shit.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

"I've had better"

note you had to have to post in this thread. that is all

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I usually say NEXT!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Me-"Your puss y seems tighter tonight."

Her-"That was my ******* you *******, now go get me some Tp for my bung hole. I just shat all over your dick!" True story

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

i always get the "Finished so soon?" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

I dont have conversations with my hand?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

*dials 911*

"I THINK I KILLED HER"

 

[bballrrt06 10+ year member]

She asks "Where's the handle?"

ahahaha dane cook

"I've had better"

ahahaa liar liar.

good calls.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

i usually ask him if he needs a ride back to daycare

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[dubrx 10+ year member]

her talk..me sleep

she goes and gets food for us..i turn on the tv

her "can you pass the shampoo and conditioner"

me "here you go"..::gets out and dry myself off" nothing like a lil morning shower ***

in a fantasy world...me "tell (insert name here) to come in in a minute or two" she gets out off bed then "no problem, danielle here i picked up your bra by mistake can you toss me mine?.. so same time tomorrow? "

me "dont forget to close the front door on your way out."