Accidentaly dialed 911 last night.

[Rookie_80 10+ year member]

your momz failz

i was gon use that one too. lol

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

I pretty sure its a law that you cant activate any cellphone without GPS capabilities so when you dial 911 they know where you are, etc...

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Some of you guys are really sad with your lame *** replies.

 

[Scoobydum 10+ year member]

lame ***

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Yes your *** is lame!

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Big Brother knows where you are at at all times.

When you go to the doctor, they have your DNA.

The optomatrist, they scan your eyes.

Those free clinics, where they offer to fingerprint your child in the "name of safety"...thats just to get an early start.

/conspiracy theories.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

in some places cops promote that you call them when you are drunk and can't drive home. it's either call them or call a tow company and they'll be "glad" to pick your drunk *** up and tow your car for free.. they usualy do this down here on certain holidays like independance day or new year to keep drunks off the road.

they'll probably haul my *** to jail...or charge me a shitload for the tow

 

[F3RR3T 10+ year member]

in some places cops promote that you call them when you are drunk and can't drive home. it's either call them or call a tow company and they'll be "glad" to pick your drunk *** up and tow your car for free.. they usualy do this down here on certain holidays like independance day or new year to keep drunks off the road.

LOL me and my friends did this when we were stranded in orlando and we lived in ocala 60 miles.

we were all under 18 drunk *** hell lol

orlando pd came and got us gave us the talk and said he had to tell are parents etc etc. drove us all the way home even got us a soda dropped us off didnt even talk to are parents which weren't even home

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

wow hillarious story. you fail.

x2

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LOL me and my friends did this when we were stranded in orlando and we lived in ocala 60 miles.
we were all under 18 drunk *** hell lol

orlando pd came and got us gave us the talk and said he had to tell are parents etc etc. drove us all the way home even got us a soda dropped us off didnt even talk to are parents which weren't even home

lucky you.

If I was a cop, i'd be nice to drunk kids also.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

lucky you.
If I was a cop, i'd be nice to drunk kids also.

would you try to get a fat chick to sleep with you so that she won't get in trouble if you were a cop? I have a feeling i know the answer to this.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

^ lulz