A Toy (Joke)

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

There was this couple that had been married for 20

years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted

on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife

felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this habit.

So one

night, while they were in the middle of a wild,

screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a

battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,

wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went

completely ballistic.

'You impotent bastard,'

She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me

all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says

calmly:

'I'll explain the toy . .

You explain the

kids.

maybe a repost...but its new to others //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

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[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

hahaha

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

hahaha, good one

 

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

bahaha

 

[poundindak69]

hahaha

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Oh Snaps!

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

Haha. That is a good one too. Reminds me of that prank call about the husband cheating as a joke and then the wife admits to not feeling bad for sleeping with his brother. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Nice. She would definitely have a fair amount of explaining to do then, lol.

 

[00EclipseGT 10+ year member]

lol.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Lmfao

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Heard it before but it is still a good one

 

[slamnsouth 10+ year member]

Haha. That is a good one too. Reminds me of that prank call about the husband cheating as a joke and then the wife admits to not feeling bad for sleeping with his brother. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

yeah that was some funny shit

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

Haha nice post slammed, hadn't heard this one before.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I can dig it.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

lmao