A story for nOObs...from an OG...(the baton/flask strikes back)

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

Ok.. so I used to live in this po-dunk town in MN w/ a population of no more than 500 people. Being such a small town it was easy to get to know everyone! One of my good friends was the chief of police there. He would stop by regularly to hang out and smoke a cig w/ us late nights while he was on duty. (we were always up late, (boozin) and we smoked outside, so if he saw us out when he was passing by he would stop and kick it for a while.

One night...he caught a "county cop" trying to get kinky w/ her police baton...found out she was also drunk as shit. Jokes naturally ensued about her being hammered and keeping booze in her baton. Thus... the concept of the baton/flask was born... a hollowed out baton... holding bOOze for all.

And now... i run through and keep a baton/flask handy to beat the shit outta nOObs that think they are badass and know nothing... and want to step up to the OG crew!

And now you all know @ the baton/flask... the end!

*warning... baton flask is not intended for a *****, but sometimes works that way if you don't use the end you drink out of...*

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

strange read

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Where are you from now, and what town were you from?

 

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

Small town called Lake Benton.. I was never "from there" only lived there.. I live in Eau Claire, WI now... and am originally from New Orleans

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

haha that's an interesting story

good stuff Alaxan

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Small town called Lake Benton.. I was never "from there" only lived there.. I live in Eau Claire, WI now... and am originally from New Orleans

Go Louisiana //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

w00t x2 welcome dude.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Jeremy > nearly all members that joined in '05.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Jeremy > nearly all members that joined in '05.

steve you make me sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

::looks at join date again:::

::crys again:://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif :crying:

 

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

Jeremy > nearly all members that joined in '05.

*******... I joined in 02... well I still swear it was longer ago than that, but ca.com officially has me in 02... lol Me > all 03, 04, 05 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/toast.gif.bc0657bf54b9ee653b6438524461341e.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

steve you make me sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif
::looks at join date again:::

::crys again:://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif :crying:

I said "nearly" ... there are exceptions.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Very few exceptions...but they exist.

 

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

Only a few... and I dig them too though... and they can somewhat be considered OG too... but ****itall... not nearly more than 5

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

**ponders if he is one of the accepted 05'ers**

 

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

I dunno you... but ur from LA so u can't be too horrible... lol then again... Steve? He cool?