A letter to Santa

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

Well I would like very much to clear up certain things that have occurred since

the beginning of the month, When, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a

football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was

I first in my class, I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going

to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better

than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I

would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was

virtually nothing within my reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls

you have leaving me a fukking yo-yo, a lame *** whistle, and a pair of ugly

socks. What the fukk were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me

for a sucker the whole fukking year to come out with some shit like this under

the tree. As if you hadn't fukked me enough, you gave that little shit across

the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house! Don't let me

see you trying to fit your big fat *** down my chimney next year. I'll fukk

you up! I'll throw rocks at your stupid reindeer and scare them away so you

have to walk back to the fukking North Pole, just like what I have to do now

since you didn't get me that fukking bike. FUkK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll

find out how bad I can be, you fat c0cksucker.

Sincerely,

Little Johnny

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[grayfox587]

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[LUV2BHATED 10+ year member]

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[dkmesa 10+ year member]

Sorry for your anymosity, Santa has always been good to me

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[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

Are you the fat kid from across the street?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Good stuff!

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

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[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

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[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

haha thats a classic i laugh every time i read it

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Santa always disappointed me:crap:

 

[young_gun 10+ year member]

lawl, wow!

 

[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

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[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

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gN.

 

[jaco 10+ year member]

Lol

 

[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

nice.