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[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Little Johnnie tells his dad that he woulkd like to have a

new bike. Dad tells Johnny that there's no way I can afford a new bike right now.The mortgage on the house is $80,000, your mother just lost her job and wrecked the car.

The next day, the father notices little Johnnie heading

out the door with a suitcase . He stops little Johnnie and asks, "Where do you think you're going?" Johnnie says, Well last night I was walking past your bedroom and I heard you tell mommy that you were pulling out. She told you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm

sticking around here all by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation.

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[Savant 10+ year member]

LOL

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Brock Little Johnnie tells his dad that he woulkd like to have a

new bike. Dad tells Johnny that there's no way I can afford a new bike right now.The mortgage on the house is $80,000, your mother just lost her job and wrecked the car.

The next day, the father notices little Johnnie heading

out the door with a suitcase . He stops little Johnnie and asks, "Where do you think you're going?" Johnnie says, Well last night I was walking past your bedroom and I heard you tell mommy that you were pulling out. She told you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm

sticking around here all by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation.

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[mgaidica 10+ year member]

LOL

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Lol:laugh:

- Steve

 

[BigBoomer 10+ year member]

LLLLMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

so I'm balls deep in this guys ass and i go to give him a reach around cause ya know I'm a nice guy, and the guys got a hard on. What a f a g.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Brock so I'm balls deep in this guys ass and i go to give him a reach around cause ya know I'm a nice guy, and the guys got a hard on. What a f a g.

That reminds me of a scene in "Boon-dock saints". Anybody seen it?