911

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

These are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher:&nbs p;Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

tapouts been busy savin all the threads tonight

 

[jfink 10+ year member]

^^ for the save!!!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

She has no tets //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

she's got those weird nipples that look like water bubbles sticking out of *****. bleh..

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Tapout=win

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

DO NOT WANT

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

I lol'd on a couple of them.

Thanks. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

I like the *** in the background, myself.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Out with the fatty.

UPGRADE

 

[ATF 10+ year member]

tapout stop recycling thread savers