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[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

granted my town is full of skanks i'm like him i don't believe in random ***.* plus having 3 kids already doesn't help.i know i'm pathetic and a looser //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Same here. I was a virgin til I was 20...had *** with my wife and one other chick. Don't really feel like I've missed out on much, to be honest.

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Same here. I was a virgin til I was 20...had *** with my wife and one other chick. Don't really feel like I've missed out on much, to be honest.

I lost my v card almost 2 months after i turned 18. i was with her for 19 months. havent been with anyone since.

 

[Bob Saget]

got you beat by about quadruple that.

I could see that.

 

[Bob Saget]

I lost my v card almost 2 months after i turned 18. i was with her for 19 months. havent been with anyone since.

awww she brokted his heart, now he's skeered of the lady frands.

 

[Bob Saget]

almost forgot....
cool story brah

that is so played out.....

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

awww she brokted his heart' date=' now he's skeered of the lady frands.[/quote']
Not scared, just havent found anyone that will look past the fact that im fat and not pretty //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Edit: and i broke up with her.

 

[Bob Saget]

Not scared, just havent found anyone that will look past the fact that im fat and not pretty //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Edit: and i broke up with her.

Hell, I like fat people. They know where all the good eatn' is.

& she still broke your heart, right.

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

I got laid twice today //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[pro-rabbit 5,000+ posts]

no luck sir. then only one that wants me is my ex.. and im not doin that again.
Im not the random *** kind of guy. so this happens.

You know what fixes that problem. Heavy inebriation.

 

[Bob Saget]

You know what fixes that problem. Heavy inebriation.

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[nateberrier 10+ year member]

I tried to get with a fat girl once, i couldnt get a chub for her, so i pretended to puke in the bathroom, passed out, woke up and snuck out before she got up.

I haven been laid since the 16th of nov, boooo

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

I lost my virginity to a stripper in Tijuana, true story:fyi:

 

[Bob Saget]

I lost my virginity to a stripper in Tijuana, true story:fyi:

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[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

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She was a pro and she had fake tits:fyi:

 

[Bob Saget]

She was a pro and she had fake tits:fyi:

yeah, & she had the //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/handclap.gif.0c301076f534e244f0460706894f19e0.gif