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[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

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[ramos 5,000+ posts]

I Saw a deer step in front of a tractor trailer doing about 80mph on the interstate the other day on my way home from work. Twas a heluva magic trick. Bambi instantly turned into a red mist . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO this thread is hilarious...

Once i was doin 120 late at night coming home from delivering parts in the middle of nowhere, and a cat decided to try to get across the road before i passed by... and so out of the corner of my eye i see something moving... but it didnt dawn on me until its actually IN my headlights... so yeah... 1990 acura legend + 120mph + fairly large cat = blood all over my front bumper, and ripped off one of my foglights!

Yeah when i hit it, i felt it roll underneath the car... was kinda nasty, but i was like "oh well, dumb bastard"

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

This thread is very depressing....

Especially that puppy story, if I was his girlfreinds dad I would have beat the shit out of him.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Man some of ya ll are some sicko's. I would be so pissed if I ran over an animal.

Nobody or anything fuc's with my car.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

wow you guys are some sick fuc ks. But some funny sick fuc ks!

 

[davidwm88]

Today on my way to school I saw a pack of dogs, about 6, walking on the side of the highway, then I guess they decided to cross the highway when out of nowhere they get PWNED by an 18 Wheeler

Holy shit, I saw the same thing. Well except for 6 dogs it was your mom and instead of an 18 wheeler it was my di,ck. But still weird.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, I saw the same thing. Well except for 6 dogs it was your mom and instead of an 18 wheeler it was my di,ck. But still weird.

kill yourself

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, I saw the same thing. Well except for 6 dogs it was your mom and instead of an 18 wheeler it was my di,ck. But still weird.

I couldnt stop laughing after reading that... thanks....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[davidwm88]

kill yourself

Ah, feel left out? Dont worry I impale your mom too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

This thread is very depressing....
Especially that puppy story, if I was his girlfreinds dad I would have beat the shit out of him.

well the puppy was sleeping in a pile of clothes so when he was walking in her rooma nd stepped on the pile of clothes the puppy was smashed

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, I saw the same thing. Well except for 6 dogs it was your mom and instead of an 18 wheeler it was my di,ck. But still weird.

That's hilarious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

It's goin in my sig.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, I saw the same thing. Well except for 6 dogs it was your mom and instead of an 18 wheeler it was my di,ck. But still weird.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[davidwm88]

Hey, I finally made it to someones sig, I would just like to thank me, and if there is anyone I forgo.... Nah, I got everyone.