Looks like forum issues made your response confusing. It's not clear what you meant to quote.
I don't follow sports. I think sports fans are too into celebrating others' accomplishments. If someone tries talking sports to me, i say "show me the team that'll give me a day off work if they win, and I'll root for them".
Having said that, I'm going to play rob: you've been here less than two years and you've amassed 7590 posts. Your 85 weeks and 7590 posts on this forum equates to over 89 posts per week. Most of your posts are unreasonably long and unnecessarily wordy, and your extensive insecurity and CYA requires you to proofread them meticulously before posting, so I'll conservatively estimate they take five minutes each. 89 posts per week times five minutes each equates to 7.41(rounded down) hours per week. You claim to spend 1/20 as much time as sports fans; do you really think sports fans spend 148 hours a week following sports?
Anyone can be unreasonably literal, but very few can do it obsessively like you.
You are clearly consumed by and obsessed with arguing on this forum.