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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Bro. Kavanaugh is pissed and going off on motherfuckers.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

This Ford/Kavanaugh hearing is definitely a drama filled circus. Some what entertaining.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Who will win?

Glad I don't have to decide that. Both had compelling testimony, but obviously someone is lying. Yesterday I would of said Kavanaugh. After the White House ordered an FBI investigation into the matter today though I don't think he's gonna make it 

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Just had some wierd shit happen to me. I ran out of cold beer so I decided to head down to my buddy's to see what he was up to and drink some of his beer. It's only a few blocks so I always walk. I'm about half way there, walking down the sidewalk, thinking about how crazy the race was when all of a sudden a red Camry pulls up beside me and stops. This is a busy road and he cuts across and just stops, at an angle, on the wrong side of the road, facing on coming traffic. He asked me if I had a lighter.! I'm like nah bro I don't smoke. Then he asked me if I wanted a ride. I politely decline saying I'm just headed right up the road. He asks again, saying he doesn't mind, hop on in. I tell him I'm good and keep walking. He actually starts following me on the wrong side of the road! I stop and turn around and he's just staring at me. Seriously gave me the uh oh feeling. So I'm standing there staring at him staring at me and he finally does a u turn in the middle of the road and heads in the opposite direction. Thought I was about to become a member of the #metoo movement. Fairly certain he wanted to touch my pee pee. 

 

[keep_hope_alive Premium Member]

You are already a member of the poundmetoo movement

 

[keep_hope_alive Premium Member]

Mixing Angry Orchard with Fireball has been giving me hangovers.

*sips an AngyBalls

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I would have had my hand on my gun as soon as he asked

Had nothing but my phone.

 

[keep_hope_alive Premium Member]

Had nothing but my phone.

what about a phone app that makes a the sound of a slide being pulled back when you mimic that action and hold it like a pistola.  bonus, if the police shoot you then you get a parade .

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

what about a phone app that makes a the sound of a slide being pulled back when you mimic that action and hold it like a pistola.  bonus, if the police shoot you then you get a parade .

But i don't like parades. ?

 

[keep_hope_alive Premium Member]

But i don't like parades. ?

the human centipede is a parade, of sorts

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

the human centipede is a parade, of sorts

The Human Centipede is a goddamn artistic masterpiece.

 

[keep_hope_alive Premium Member]

I actually put this in my will.  1.2 mil to the winner if myself, wife, and children die simultaneously.