First of all, I have made no accusations aside from calling you a douche.
Second, you can't rationalize a crime simply because it's possible for you to not be guilty under different circumstances. None of that matters, all that matters is that (to the mods at least) it was obvious you only added the banner for the purpose of some sort of gain (monetary or otherwise) which is a form of advertising and thus against the rules. Pretty clear cut if you ask me.
Frankly, I'm not sure why this thread is even still continuing, the mods have made it pretty clear they aren't going to allow this type of advertising to happen so unless Ant is going to throw all your names in a hat, I'd say this ish is over.