iagrdshaka
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Down with jimmy hats
ummmm....yeaA coworker told me that she was going to be in charge of the centerpiece for her blue-blood thanksgiving dinner.
I told her she should slap down an empty plastic tray and when everyone looked at her or asked where the centerpiece was, to reach under the table and grab a 15 pound sack of hog dicks and dump them sloppily all over the tray until they spill over onto everything, then, while vomiting, scream HAPPY THANKSGIVING, and leave.