You might be a redneck if.......

[TMali 10+ year member]

we got a christmas blizzard comin through, He should have strapped a sled to that pile o shit

http://www.weather.com/weather/local/55804:4

yeah, that snow has been hitting me for a while now....ill be sledding tomarrow!

 

[BrownVanMan 10+ year member]

started about 5 in minneapolis

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

Is it still snowing good in the cities? Im trying to figure out why they called for a blizzard thru Saturday , when according to the radar, were getting to the middle of it, and its only been going on for 3-4 hrs.. Maybe theres another one behind it, all I can tell is its coming north, but dont think were gonna get near the 20" there calling for

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT

UNTIL 6 AM CST SATURDAY

Urgent - Winter Weather Message

National Weather Service Twin Cities/Chanhassen MN

1258 AM CST Thu Dec 24 2009

, Winter Storm Warning For Central And Southern Minnesota And

Portions Of West Central Wisconsin Continues,

.A Major Storm System Producing Heavy Snow, Potentially Near

Record In Some Locations, And Having Considerable Impacts On

Holiday Ground And Air Travel, Continues Across Central And

Southern Minnesota And West Central Wisconsin Overnight.

Snowfall Amounts Of Two To Five Inches Have Been Reported Thus Far Across

Central And Southern Minnesota, With Slightly Lower Amounts In

The One To Two Inch Range Over West Central Wisconsin. The Intensity Of The

Snowfall Will Lighten Slightly For A Period Overnight, But Re-

Intensify Again By Mid Day Thursday. Freezing Drizzle And Sleet

Are Also Possible Overnight And Thursday, Mainly From Southern

Minnesota Across West Central Wisconsin.

The Next Batch Of Heavy Snow Is Expected To Develop Across West

Central Wisconsin By The Noon Hour On Thursday, And Blossom

Across Central And Southern Minnesota Between 2 And 5 PM CST.

After The Heavier Snow Begins On Thursday, It Will Continue

Through Christmas Day. A Mix Of Snow, Freezing Rain, And

Sleet, Will Continue To Be A Threat Across South Central

Minnesota Into West Central Wisconsin Through Christmas Day. Minor

Ice Accumulations Will Happen Where This Occurs.

Extreme Snowfall Accumulations Are Forecast With This Anomalous

And Long Duration Storm System. These Accumulations Will Likely Be In

Excess Of One Foot, With 20 Inches Or More In Some Locations. A

Winter Storm Warning Is In Effect For All Of Minnesota And All Of

Western Wisconsin. Winter Storm Warnings Are In Effect For Central

And Southern Minnesota, As Well As West Central

Wisconsin, Through Christmas Night.

The Center Of The Major Storm System Will Move From The

Southern Plains Tonight, To Iowa By Christmas Morning, And

Become Nearly Stationary Through Christmas Night.

Winds Will Generally Be From The East Northeast At 15 To 25 Mph

Through Tonight. These Will Increase And Turn More

Northerly As The Center Of The System Approaches. The Heavy Wet

Nature Of The Snowfall Is Likely To Keep Blowing Snow Restricted

To Only The Open Rural Areas For The First Half Of This Event.

Blowing Snow Is Most Probable In West Central And South Central

Minnesota During The Latter Half Of The Event, From Thursday

Night Through Christmas Night.

Again, Total Accumulations Are Highly Likely To Exceed One Foot

Over Central And Southern Minnesota And Far Western

Wisconsin, With Scattered Amounts In Excess Of 20 Inches

Probable. This Event May Become Comparable To The Halloween Snow

Storm Of 1991. Given The Timing Of This System, Holiday Road And

Air Travel Will Be Significantly Impacted.

Douglas-Todd-Morrison-Mille Lacs-Kanabec-Stevens-Pope-Stearns-

Benton-Sherburne-Isanti-Chisago-Swift-Chippewa-Kandiyohi-Meeker-

Wright-Hennepin-Anoka-Ramsey-Washington-Mcleod-Carver-Scott-

Watonwan-Blue Earth-Waseca-Steele-Martin-Faribault-Freeborn-Polk-

Barron-Rusk-St. Croix-

Including The Cities Of, Alexandria, Long Prairie,

Little Falls, Princeton, Mora, Morris, Glenwood, St. Cloud,

Foley, Elk River, Cambridge, Center City, Benson,

Montevideo, Willmar, Litchfield, Monticello, Minneapolis,

Blaine, St. Paul, Stillwater, Hutchinson, Chaska, Shakopee,

St. James, Mankato, Waseca, Owatonna, Fairmont, Blue Earth,

Albert Lea, Amery, Balsam Lake, Rice Lake, Barron,

Ladysmith, Hudson, New Richmond

1258 AM CST Thu Dec 24 2009

, Winter Storm Warning Remains In Effect Until 6 AM Cst

Saturday,

A Winter Storm Warning Remains In Effect Until 6 AM CST Saturday.

* Timing, Snow Will Continue Overnight Across Central Minnesota

And West Central Wisconsin. Although Snowfall Intensity Will

Lighten Somewhat Overnight, Heavy Snow Is Expected To Redevelop

On Thursday, And Persist Through Christmas Day.

* Accumulations, Significant Amounts Of Snow Will Occur With More

Periods Of Heavy Snow Likely As The Storm Intensifies Thursday

Afternoon Into Friday. Snow Amounts Of Two To Five Inches Have

Been Observed. Total Snowfall Accumulations By Saturday Morning

Will Likely Exceed One Foot In Many Areas, With Scattered

Totals In Excess Of 20 Inches Probable.

* Surface Visibility Will Be Reduced As The Event Continues Due

To Increasing Wind Speeds And Blowing Snow, Mainly In Open

Rural Areas.

Precautionary/Preparedness Actions,

A Winter Storm Warning For Heavy Snow Means Severe Winter Weather

Conditions Are Expected Or Occurring. Significant Amounts Of

Snow Are Forecast That Will Make Travel Dangerous. Only Travel In

An Emergency. If You Must Travel, Keep An Extra Flashlight,

Food, And Water In Your Vehicle In Case Of An Emergency.

&&

Issue Time:12/24/2009 12:58:00 AM

Valid Until:12/24/2009 9:00:00 AM

 

[godhatescivics 10+ year member]

 

[assassyn 10+ year member]

I took my grand marquis to go look at some dirtbikes and I was Jewing the guy down on the price big time and he ageered to $250 for both bikes (just to get us out of there) he said OK go get a truck to haul the bikes, I said put them on the car, I put a yz 80 on the roof and a yz 125 in the trunk with the wheel sticking out the side. we got so many wierd looks form people, no pics tho

 

[oxsign 5,000+ posts]

I still think this one is the best, lol.