You ALL have TWENTY-FOUR DAYS to prepare

yeah.. here's why my 21st BLEW ROTTEN ***:

- I was working off court supervision for a DUI, of which a lot of negative charges got dropped due to me agreeing to 18 months supervision. Not wanting to be the person who abuses a good situation, I was not about to drink and jepordize my chances.

- A week before my birthday, my girlfriend of the past 10 months.. best friend, most awesome girl (at the time) said no *** till we get married, which wouldn't be for another 3 years or more till she graduated. This is after having *** 2-4 times A DAY EVERY DAY since we had officially been together (so, for the past 10 mopnths).

- I had to get up early to go to my uncle's graduation for his 2nd masters degree, where we sat around forever. It was less than fun.

- After my uncle's graduation, we (the whole family) went to my grandma's house for lunch, where she baked a cake. For my uncle... not me.

- After that, I jetted 45 min to my x's place so that I could be with her all day long because she was a bridesmaid at her cousin's wedding. I did not spend all day with her, because she was paired up with a fucking ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODEL (NOT LYING.. he had a fucking cadillac escalade and pictures of stuff he did for A&E) all day long.. because he was the only single groomsman, and she was with me, but I wasn't a groomsman.

- got to see my underage x drink champagne in front of my face with pretty boy at the wedding dinner, while I sat with her parents and drank iced tea.

- did NOT get any presents... which is ok.. because I don't really care that much

- because it was the summer and I was at the wedding, I didn't see ANY of my friends besides my x, of course.

So, to recap:

- no alcohol

- no *** (or anything for that matter)

- no friends

- no cake

- no presents

- no one gave half a shit

- I got to see some pretty boy w/my x (whom I was with at the time, of course) the whole day long.

The only nice thing was taht my x made 21 cupcakes and put some candles in them at like.. 10:00 that night so that I had something of a birthday cakish type thing.

^^^^ worst 21st ever.

 
yeah.. here's why my 21st BLEW ROTTEN ***:
- I was working off court supervision for a DUI, of which a lot of negative charges got dropped due to me agreeing to 18 months supervision. Not wanting to be the person who abuses a good situation, I was not about to drink and jepordize my chances.

- A week before my birthday, my girlfriend of the past 10 months.. best friend, most awesome girl (at the time) said no *** till we get married, which wouldn't be for another 3 years or more till she graduated. This is after having *** 2-4 times A DAY EVERY DAY since we had officially been together (so, for the past 10 mopnths).

- I had to get up early to go to my uncle's graduation for his 2nd masters degree, where we sat around forever. It was less than fun.

- After my uncle's graduation, we (the whole family) went to my grandma's house for lunch, where she baked a cake. For my uncle... not me.

- After that, I jetted 45 min to my x's place so that I could be with her all day long because she was a bridesmaid at her cousin's wedding. I did not spend all day with her, because she was paired up with a fucking ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODEL (NOT LYING.. he had a fucking cadillac escalade and pictures of stuff he did for A&E) all day long.. because he was the only single groomsman, and she was with me, but I wasn't a groomsman.

- got to see my underage x drink champagne in front of my face with pretty boy at the wedding dinner, while I sat with her parents and drank iced tea.

- did NOT get any presents... which is ok.. because I don't really care that much

- because it was the summer and I was at the wedding, I didn't see ANY of my friends besides my x, of course.

So, to recap:

- no alcohol

- no *** (or anything for that matter)

- no friends

- no cake

- no presents

- no one gave half a shit

- I got to see some pretty boy w/my x (whom I was with at the time, of course) the whole day long.

The only nice thing was taht my x made 21 cupcakes and put some candles in them at like.. 10:00 that night so that I had something of a birthday cakish type thing.

^^^^ worst 21st ever.

ehh, coulda been worse.

 
yeah.. here's why my 21st BLEW ROTTEN ***:
- I was working off court supervision for a DUI, of which a lot of negative charges got dropped due to me agreeing to 18 months supervision. Not wanting to be the person who abuses a good situation, I was not about to drink and jepordize my chances.

- A week before my birthday, my girlfriend of the past 10 months.. best friend, most awesome girl (at the time) said no *** till we get married, which wouldn't be for another 3 years or more till she graduated. This is after having *** 2-4 times A DAY EVERY DAY since we had officially been together (so, for the past 10 mopnths).

- I had to get up early to go to my uncle's graduation for his 2nd masters degree, where we sat around forever. It was less than fun.

- After my uncle's graduation, we (the whole family) went to my grandma's house for lunch, where she baked a cake. For my uncle... not me.

- After that, I jetted 45 min to my x's place so that I could be with her all day long because she was a bridesmaid at her cousin's wedding. I did not spend all day with her, because she was paired up with a fucking ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODEL (NOT LYING.. he had a fucking cadillac escalade and pictures of stuff he did for A&E) all day long.. because he was the only single groomsman, and she was with me, but I wasn't a groomsman.

- got to see my underage x drink champagne in front of my face with pretty boy at the wedding dinner, while I sat with her parents and drank iced tea.

- did NOT get any presents... which is ok.. because I don't really care that much

- because it was the summer and I was at the wedding, I didn't see ANY of my friends besides my x, of course.

So, to recap:

- no alcohol

- no *** (or anything for that matter)

- no friends

- no cake

- no presents

- no one gave half a shit

- I got to see some pretty boy w/my x (whom I was with at the time, of course) the whole day long.

The only nice thing was taht my x made 21 cupcakes and put some candles in them at like.. 10:00 that night so that I had something of a birthday cakish type thing.

^^^^ worst 21st ever.
That does sound shitty, no wonder you're so hostile.
 
I did...it talks about a birthday...but says nothing about if thats what is in 24 days...im going to assume its his birthday in 24 days....but whats for us to prepare then?

Retard ernie says:

IF HE R LIST DAY WHEN YOU NEED PROPAR FRO SOMETING AND THAT DAY HAS SPESHUL EVENT ON IT - HE MEAN PROPRE FOR THAT EVENT

IN THIS CSE HE R MEAN GET PRESENT FRO HIM

DURRR

 
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