Helped my crazy family find peace within themselves, September 1, 2007 By Jesse Helms (raleigh, nc United States) - See all my reviews
I bought one of these for my whacko redneck aunt and her loopy brother. She drove it to the family reunion, on Cape Cod, all the way from what she calls her compound (really an old tabacco shed) in Western Mass. On the way, she picked up her sister and mother at Logan Airport, but they got lost on the South East Expresway, because it's not called the South East Expressway anymore. We didn't know this, of course, until we saw on the news that a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank had caused a huge accident in the Ted Williams Tunnel and had fled the scene. The staties issued a pretty accurate description of my whacko redneck aunts JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank because they said it had a "Ron Paul For President" bumber sticker on it and some lady was standing in the turret yelling with a Scottish Accent "Get 'er Done "! Apparantly they caused the accident in the tunnel when they realized they were lost on the way to the airport (again) and the 6hp engine couldn't accelerate the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank fast enough because my redneck aunt uses the hot exhaust sometimes to cook meat and she left her "oven" on too long and there was what is still speculated to be cat fur all over the turbo booster and when it got hot it would swell up (and stink, boy you could smell her JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank a mile away!) and make the impeller in the turbo seize. Anyway, so they're fleeing the scene of the overturned Big Dig Contractor vehicle and the staties got 'em surrounded, and they had to use a Dremel Tool to get 'em out. I highly recommend the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank as a gift for anyone with deranged family members, it's good for a few laughs while watching the evening news.