Would you rather...

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

Can we do both at the same time?

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

Can we do both at the same time?

I like where your head is... and that's face first eating maggots out of sleazebagger's asshole.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

I like where your head is... and that's face first eating maggots out of sleazebagger's asshole.

man that would feel cool

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

man that would feel cool

It'd be like eating rice out of a tube of toothpaste.

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

Can we do both at the same time?

I now have the scariest image in my head.

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[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

I'd rather just choke myself while beating off and die from

The best orgasm possible

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

I'd rather just choke myself while beating off and die fromThe best orgasm possible

Wrong, my best orgasms have been during proctological exams.

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

The responses to this thread remind me of this:

[video=youtube;-6xENiFq0B4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6xENiFq0B4

 

[shpatb 10+ year member]

Sleaze, you just want a dude up your *** hole huh.

 

[SMFJ 10+ year member]

what would you do for a million bucks?

Eat out Rosie O'Donald with a smile.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Que? You rang?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Sleaze, you just want a dude up your *** hole huh.

Nah, one doesn't do it anymore... I need triple penetration to even feel anything.

 

[IonRL205 10+ year member]

Definitely go with a bowl of maggots. With some sauce it probably wouldn't be as terribly bad, but there is no way I'm going to put my mouth on a guys *** and **** while he farts. He may accidentally shart instead lol

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

would you rather have spider monkey give you *** to mouth or shove a glass bottle up your *** till it breaks?

???

 

[IonRL205 10+ year member]

would you rather have spider monkey give you *** to mouth or shove a glass bottle up your *** till it breaks?
???

I'll just kill myself.