would you have *** with a well endowed midget?

[Andrew12 10+ year member]

nothing really...just give girls pain...some of them want to feel it (reminds them of being a virgin and shyt)

Yea, shyt... especially when they ask you to put it in their arse... then ull think shyt

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I will be at Nopi nationals.

I do own a BET hat. Perhaps I should wear it.

One of the cashiers at Lowe's went and got it for me when her choir was on BET

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Yea, shyt... especially when they ask you to put it in their arse... then ull think shyt

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Also without a ruler, is a female really going to be able to tell the difference between a 6 or 7 inch penis?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I doubt it.

Perhaps if the condom fits or not.

I can't get them to fit well. Probably because I am putting them on wrong. They need to make the instructions glow in the dark or something. I look like a jackass over there trying to read the instructions while the girl is just laying there.

EASY TO READ DIRECTIONS for the win

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Rip 'n roll bud...

Rip 'n roll...

nG

 

[Andrew12 10+ year member]

Also without a ruler, is a female really going to be able to tell the difference between a 6 or 7 inch penis?

They tell their friends the size of it like this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imdaman.gif.bc6c552e19aa4ad8c47461144f40eb1a.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I doubt it.
Perhaps if the condom fits or not.

I can't get them to fit well. Probably because I am putting them on wrong. They need to make the instructions glow in the dark or something. I look like a jackass over there trying to read the instructions while the girl is just laying there.

EASY TO READ DIRECTIONS for the win

I generally do a practice run before going with a woman.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I hate everyone. Seriously. Until I meet and get to know you, I hate you and will imagine the various ways I can end your life. I will look for whatever excuse I can come up with in order to justify my hatred. If you're black, that's probably where I'll direct my hatred. If you're gay, there we go. If we do meet and I like you though, it doesn't matter what color you are or anything else about you. Does this make me racist? Who knows, I don't give a shit.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I hate everyone. Seriously. Until I meet and get to know you, I hate you and will imagine the various ways I can end your life. I will look for whatever excuse I can come up with in order to justify my hatred. If you're black, that's probably where I'll direct my hatred. If you're gay, there we go. If we do meet and I like you though, it doesn't matter what color you are or anything else about you. Does this make me racist? Who knows, I don't give a shit.

I knew you hated me.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I generally do a practice run before going with a woman.

I am thinking of trying the magnum condom in cordination with a zip tie to keep it on.

I will tell her it's on of those new fangled for her pleasure condoms.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I knew you hated me.

I hate you both... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

Blacks are programmed to call everybody racist so you are not an authority on the issue. As a matter of fact, blacks are to have no authority period.

u really really try, don't u?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

u really really try, don't u?

Try what? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Airman21 10+ year member]

i think this is just a big thread to p iss each other off