It is all quite irrelevant to me. I understand my place is to date these sorry *****s no matter who or how many people they have had *** with.
On a better note, I might try to talk to this girl who works down the hall from me.
Here's my opening line:
Me:Hey, I'm Josh
Her:Hey, I'm XX (Don't know her name)
Me:I would like to ask you out on a date but I need to ask you a few questions...
Her: Uhhh Ok
Me: Have you or do you currently participate in any of the following activities
1. Smoking crack
2. Having a three(or more) some
3. Have *** with a family member, even if only related by marriage.
Her: Runs away
Each girl I start to talk to has one issue that hurts my feelings. I am curious what kind of weird shit this girl does. It's like a live version of Jerry Springer without the fighting....only the crying.