Worst Accident Thread

[BiaBia 10+ year member]

What was the worst accident that has ever happened to you? Weather it was a car accident, or "slip and fall" accident.

Since I've never been in a car accident, mine was when I got bit by my dog in the nuts. Me and my friends were fighting and he just grabbed whatever was closest to him. He's a rott weiler, guard dog. I got 7 stiches and my dad sat and watched the whole thing. I could feel the string being pulling through my sack too. Not to mention, no anesthetic.

What about everyone else?

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[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

My dad is the master of having stupid **** happening to him. I can't even begin to list all of the accidents that has happened to him.

As for me.....uhhhh, i got bit by a German Shepard. I've probably had something worse, but i can't remember right now.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

I was 17, and one day I was just driving around, and wound up getting lost as hell. I was going down a main road, realized I was going the wrong way, and had to turn around, only there was no place to turn around on the road, so I had to turn onto a side street. So I get on the street, turn into a driveway getting ready to turn around. I put the car in reverse, and as soon as I turn my head, BAM, I smahed right into a mothefuc*ing cop. Apparently the speed limit on the main road changed to 25 and he caught me doing 35, but instead of pulling me over he decided to just follow me around and not turn on his lights at all. I got put on probation for 6 months and had to pay $1400 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

 

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

Well I've never had a bad accident (to speak of) but a couple of weeks ago I saw a guy at work get his fukin arm tore off right below the elbow. And I'm not saying it was cut off it was literally tore off.....not fast either he got caught in a very slow moving auger. The time it was over he had 4 broken ribs a broken collar bone and the skin on his back (upper shoulder) was torn about 6 inches long

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Well I've never had a bad accident (to speak of) but a couple of weeks ago I saw a guy at work get his fukin arm tore off right below the elbow. And I'm not saying it was cut off it was literally tore off.....not fast either he got caught in a very slow moving auger. The time it was over he had 4 broken ribs a broken collar bone and the skin on his back (upper shoulder) was torn about 6 inches long

Same thing happened to Charlie Daniels of "The Charlie Daniels Band"

Now onto me!

When I was 7yrs. old we got a dog(Siberian Husky) and he was a military trained attack dog(dad was in Air Force and we had no clue he was trained at all) and one morning my two sisters left to go to church and I stayed home and noticed that the dog(his name was "ZEUS") was on the table drinking the milk from my little sisters cereal that she didn't finsh, so I screamed at him to get down and told him that I would kill him and I guess that triggered him to attack and he bit into my left temple REAL DEEP(paramedics said that they could see my brain, I was real dizzy and mom passed out 9 times-she got a seperate ambulance for her) and he also tore into my nasal cavity( I will always have sinus problems) I had 107 stitches and 4 plastic surgeries to repair damages to my face. To this day I have trouble remembering, seeing, have real bad sinus/allergies complications, and I'm always hitting my head on something atleast once a day everyday. I'm severly accident prone! My family has givin me a nickname that really suits me for my supreme stupidity "FU*K-UP"! IT'S TRUE TOO! :tomatofac

 

[meanman101 10+ year member]

I was at an intersection in the middle lane getting ready to make a left turn. So Im sitting there waiting for the green arrow. Once I get it I hit the gas, wouldnt you know it, some jerkoff that tried to beat the red light by hitting the gas T-Bones me. A 3/4 Ton truck with bumper gaurds. Cop said he must have been doing about 60mph to have caused the damage he did. I was in a 65 Ford Galaxy 500, talk about a heavy car. Anyway the gas tank flew off and was found about half a block away, the back seat smashed through the top of the car. I shattered the rearview mirror the windsheild on the passenger side with the left side of the back of my head as my body started to fly out of the car. My wife (girlfriend back then) was in the passenger seat close to where the truck hit us. Her body bumped into mine and through me back into the car.

I had no idea my head was bleeding from the back until a cop pulled me off of the ****er that hit me. He got a worse beating from me then from the crash.

So buckle up people or you may find yourself flying out of a windsheild.

 

[Wonderbread 5,000+ posts]

i believe that it is maylar who is the king of stupid **** happening to him. search for one of his OLD threads, he posted god knows how many times... some relaly really funny errr awful stories.

 

[awalbert88 10+ year member]

Well... I've never been hurt in a vehicle accident (knock on wood), though I've been in quite a few. Ran off the road in two different cars (once due to driver stupidity, the other time due to a tire blowout), both times causing substantial cosmetic damage to the vehicle; a deer landed on top of the windshield of my dad's truck, knocking him unconscious and sending us into a telephone pole as a result; hit a telephone pole in the Mustang, totaling it, but I was unscathed. Also had a few other accidents here and there. Three were when I was driving...

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

Well I'm 18 and have never been in a car accident. So I'd have to say mine was when I was in 4th grade we took a trip to California. We stopped in Cheyenne, Wyoming in a hotel for the night. Not enough beds for everyone so me and my sister( preschool at the time) made a fort with some blankets. To hold the blankets up she set an iron on top of the blanket in the corner. Well the iron fell, right on my face and it was hot. My face looked like plastic for the next couple weeks. But lucky for me there was no scarring.