Why drugs are bad...

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

this is funny...

Man had sex with horse while high on ecstasy...

A Mississippi man has been jailed for 18 months for having sex with a horse while high on ecstasy.

Carl Patrick Brown was caught on video surveillance cameras set up by a farmer who suspected trespassers kept invading his barn.

The farmer previously found buckets and stools out of place and once found the chestnut mare tied to a post.

The 30-year-old from Gulfport admitted having sexual intercourse with a horse at Harrison County Court.

He must register as a sex offender on release from prison because the offence is considered a sex crime in Mississippi.

The Sun Herald reports Circuit Judge Jerry O Terry ordered Brown to avoid any future contact with the horse, which is stabled in Pass Christian.

Prosecutors say sex crimes involving animals are uncommon in the region. Assistant District Attorney John Gargiulo added: "This is truly a crime against nature."

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[CrazyWorks 10+ year member]

haha thats pretty fukin funny where did you get the story from?

lala

drew

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

a lexington local messageboard... http://www.aliensquad.com

 

[TheGrimReaperKD 10+ year member]

Misuse of drugs...moron...

 

[Fender85 10+ year member]

It's that ****ed sexstasy - viagra and ecstasy mixed together. And on a sidenote - he found the horse tied up to a post?! That's just WAAAY wrong!

 

[violator5spd 10+ year member]

dang, I always thought "Ride the Pony" was just an old saying...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

...and unless that dude gave the horse some drugs too, i don't know why it would just stand there and let it happen?? i seriously doubt he/she got any pleasure out of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[TheGrimReaperKD 10+ year member]

Originally posted by violator5spd dang, I always thought "Ride the Pony" was just an old saying...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

 

...and unless that dude gave the horse some drugs too, i don't know why it would just stand there and let it happen?? i seriously doubt he/she got any pleasure out of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Nasty man, lol..

 

[ricerdude 10+ year member]

what are the babies going to look like.......if there are any.....that guy is lucky that that horse didnt kick him.......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

Originally posted by violator5spd dang, I always thought "Ride the Pony" was just an old saying...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

 

...and unless that dude gave the horse some drugs too, i don't know why it would just stand there and let it happen?? i seriously doubt he/she got any pleasure out of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Prolly stood there for the same reason they stand there when the proper animal is on them.. for animals it's not something they think about (like we do).. the horses (female anyway) expect that kind of thing, and domestic animals are much more tolerant of things than would a wild animal be.. Just like ppl doing sheep/pigs/dogs/etc etc.. Unless you cause the animal pain, I would immagine it wouldn't care what you do to it..

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Thats so funny

 

[violator5spd 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Savant Prolly stood there for the same reason they stand there when the proper animal is on them.. for animals it's not something they think about (like we do).. the horses (female anyway) expect that kind of thing, and domestic animals are much more tolerant of things than would a wild animal be.. Just like ppl doing sheep/pigs/dogs/etc etc.. Unless you cause the animal pain, I would immagine it wouldn't care what you do to it..

true...but i seriously doubt that guy was the size of a horse...you know what i mean...horses got some size to 'em //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[Bumpin03 10+ year member]

Originally posted by ricerdude what are the babies going to look like.......if there are any.....that guy is lucky that that horse didnt kick him.......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

different species cant have babies together. so its impossible to get an animal pregnant. too bad they cant find some way to do that with human girls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Alphafrog1 10+ year member]

Originally posted by violator5spd true...but i seriously doubt that guy was the size of a horse...you know what i mean...horses got some size to 'em //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

actually a horse has less width than humans do.... they are just like 15 inches long

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

I beg to differ.. I've spent a lot of time on farms.. and been around horses on more than a few occasions.. horses are much thicker than most humans.. Why do you think there is the reference of 'hung like a horse'? it's not because you are just long, it's girth as well..

Course, maybe I just have the impression horses are much thicker than humans cause I have a pencil dikc //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Bumpin03 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Savant Course, maybe I just have the impression horses are much thicker than humans cause I have a pencil dikc //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA man that takes some balls to say. i give props to you.

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Yes bumpin' ur right man it takes ballz to say........Not a lot of intelligence but balls.

J

 

[Alphafrog1 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Savant I beg to differ.. I've spent a lot of time on farms.. and been around horses on more than a few occasions.. horses are much thicker than most humans.. Why do you think there is the reference of 'hung like a horse'? it's not because you are just long, it's girth as well..

 

Course, maybe I just have the impression horses are much thicker than humans cause I have a pencil dikc //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lol that does take some balls to say...

but i used to work on a farm as well and that was the impression that i got from it... But then again i never stuck my duck up against a horse's and checked so i could be wrong about my observation...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Alphafrog1 lol that does take some balls to say...

 

but i used to work on a farm as well and that was the impression that i got from it... But then again i never stuck my duck up against a horse's and checked so i could be wrong about my observation...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Or, you might be one of those guys that made the rest of us embarrased in gym class

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Corsica Yes bumpin' ur right man it takes ballz to say........Not a lot of intelligence but balls.

 

J

Why do you say not a lot of intelligence? Just because I'm not self conscious and have no problems making a joke.. Geeeez.. be nice

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[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Savant Why do you say not a lot of intelligence? Just because I'm not self conscious and have no problems making a joke.. Geeeez.. be nice

 

 

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Just cause most guys don't knock themselves. Still a funny comment nune the less.

J