Why do women

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

I tell a women:

If I wanted any lip out of you, I'd of jingled my zipper!!!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I dont haz that problem as my wifes Android phone blows chunks! I am always like wat? Whattttt? WHATTTT?

Could be my selective hearing as well. Who knows, a lot of people sound like that woman on Charlie Brown.

 

[Sub Woofin 10+ year member]

Feel like they have to yell at the phone when they are talking on it? Do they think nobody can hear them? Because I sure as hell can.

my mom is always like that on the phone. it gets annoying sometimes

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

Wrap her mouth with sound deadner //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Thats actuallly a brilliant idear!

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Because they are *****....

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Tell her, "Use that agression and angst by repeatedly sitting on my dong tonight!" If that's no fix then tell her your mom just called for you.

 

[Dntwntugmmecash 10+ year member]

why do men always blame women for their problems....

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

All I'm saying is that all the women in my life talk really loudly on the phone. I was curious as to why this is. It doesn't really affect my life one way or the other.

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

What about the men in your life, buck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

why do men always blame women for their problems....

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

What about the men in your life, buck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

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[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

why do men always blame women for their problems....

If you women would all just do what we said... like do the dishes, clean the house, shut the hell up and let us put it in whenever and wherever we want to... then all would be well.