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jujumantb
10+ year member
Duke of Earl
why did god invent yeast infections?
to show women what its like to live with an annoying ****
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to show women what its like to live with an annoying ****
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nissanrider06
10+ year member
VooDoo
how u get girls, i need some help lol, just act confident i know but wat else u be sayin?
Why do some *****es have a padlock on there pants?
nissanrider06
10+ year member
VooDoo
lol no
LOL!
And sometimes playing "shy" works well....
noob with an RS
10+ year member
i poop on you
why do women have *****?
for me to succ on!
why do women have *******?
for me to *** up!
why do women have brains?
who cares!
who do women have PMS?
so u can *** them up without getting them pregnant!
why do women have long hair?
use your imagination! yee-haw!
why am i not getting laid?
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for me to succ on!
why do women have *******?
for me to *** up!
why do women have brains?
who cares!
who do women have PMS?
so u can *** them up without getting them pregnant!
why do women have long hair?
use your imagination! yee-haw!
why am i not getting laid?
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iagrdshaka
5,000+ posts
Down with jimmy hats
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XtrmAudioCncpts
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
why do women wear make up?
why do they wear fake nails?
why do they wear high heals?
why do they wear push up bras?
because they are liers! you know she isnt that pretty, her nails arent that long, shes not that tall and her ***** arent that big
why do they wear fake nails?
why do they wear high heals?
why do they wear push up bras?
because they are liers! you know she isnt that pretty, her nails arent that long, shes not that tall and her ***** arent that big
NeverEnuffBass
10+ year member
Got Bass?
What do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes???
Nothing cause you already told her twice!!!!!!!!
Nothing cause you already told her twice!!!!!!!!
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. Why do men pass gas more than women?
A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q. Why are women like guns?
A. Keep one around long enough and you're gonna to want to shoot it.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q. What is the definition of bigamy?
A. Having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Q. What food have scientists discovered that diminishes a woman's *** drive by 90% ?
A. Wedding cake.
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. Why do men pass gas more than women?
A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q. Why are women like guns?
A. Keep one around long enough and you're gonna to want to shoot it.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q. What is the definition of bigamy?
A. Having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Q. What food have scientists discovered that diminishes a woman's *** drive by 90% ?
A. Wedding cake.
XtrmAudioCncpts
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
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