Why can't every girl know feminine hygiene?

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

rofl, you sons of *****es made me blow beer out my nose and actually cry from laughing so hard. OP is the man

 

[vetkilr 10+ year member]

This is the best thread on this site by far.....................

Me and My Wife died laughin at this.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Ta HA! The girls would always win.

hmmm eat these hissing c0ck roaches out of the the stinky ******

no pun intended

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have never smelled one that actually smelled good.. Have had one chicks who did stink a little.. Current girlfriends smell is neutral.. Not bad, not good.. But it still gets me excited..

Its kind of like people who say beer is an acquired taste, the more you drink, the more you like the taste.. I say the more you smell it, the more you learn to like it..

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I have never smelled one that actually smelled good.. Have had one chicks who did stink a little.. Current girlfriends smell is neutral.. Not bad, not good.. But it still gets me excited..
Its kind of like people who say beer is an acquired taste, the more you drink, the more you like the taste.. I say the more you smell it, the more you learn to like it..

i have to be drunk to like the taste of beer. maybe i also need to be drunk to go down on a dirty ******.

i got the song "smelly cat" from friends stuck in my head now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

and if you are complaining about the "HOT FISHY SMELL" (not my terminology) then don't go down there. That just means we are hot, lubed, and ready! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

No it doesnt. If it smells like fish it means you have bacteria down there making the lube smell like fish.

My GF can be dripping and it just smells like poonani (not a bad smell at all really)...not like she just got off of her period.

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

No it doesnt. If it smells like fish it means you have bacteria down there making the lube smell like fish.
My GF can be dripping and it just smells like poonani (not a bad smell at all really)...not like she just got off of her period.

X2, which means my first post in this thread is CORRECT.

Maybe it was something to do with fat chicks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

this thread is making me gag and it's dinner time

i could never be a gynecologist

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I have never smelled one that actually smelled good.. Have had one chicks who did stink a little.. Current girlfriends smell is neutral.. Not bad, not good.. But it still gets me excited..
Its kind of like people who say beer is an acquired taste, the more you drink, the more you like the taste.. I say the more you smell it, the more you learn to like it..

I used to perfer a slight musky scent...just enough to remind me what it was. That stuff will stay under your fingernails for days, so you can sniff at leasure, and show your freinds. I would suggest brillo pads and pumice for a quick fix.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yeah i hate how it gets under teh nails and your fingers smell like poon for a couple days.

wear finger condoms

 

[scotsman 10+ year member]

Well I have yet to come across ***** that stinks, but hairy nipples FTL.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Well I have yet to come across ***** that stinks, but hairy nipples FTL.

i came across it once and about threw up in her cunt.

i'd rather stick my head in a pile of dinosaur shit then stick my face in a dirty *****

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Well I have yet to come across ***** that stinks, but hairy nipples FTL.

**** son, you prolly havent even got your redwings yet. Wait till you pull out your hand, and think you cut an artery. Better yet, wait till your done hittin it from the back and find skid marks in the front of your underpants.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

How many of your gals have talked you into shaving?? I said I never would but recently did due to request....

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

yeah i hate how it gets under teh nails and your fingers smell like poon for a couple days.

hrmm, I'm not sure if tang should stick around for more then the first wash //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif