Who here suffers from morning wood?

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

I swear, every morning I wake up, so does my manhood. Anyone here have to go through the same shit? Im getting tired of slapping it around before getting on with my day. My wife used to enjoy it, but shes away for college now... dunno what to do.

Ideas?

J

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

I swear, every morning I wake up, so does my manhood. Anyone here have to go through the same shit? Im getting tired of slapping it around before getting on with my day. My wife used to enjoy it, but shes away for college now... dunno what to do.
Ideas?

J

enjoy it. the day will come when u won't be able to

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

that means u need to go pee. if symptoms persist, ejaculate.

 

[orphe 10+ year member]

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I wake up with a hard-on whenever I have to pee.

 

[Termlab 10+ year member]

depends on what i dream about... and who i go to sleep with.

its not an every day occurence with me, but it happens to everybody (as long as they are sporting a package i guess).

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

i usually do, but not today.

 

[nissanrider06 10+ year member]

i usually do, but not today.

x2

and then do ur parents/siblings ever try to come in and wake u up and pull the covers off!!!

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

It's for you own good - so you don't piss your damn bed. And that way if the girl your with wants to get it on again in the morning - you're ready to go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms. Why this happens in males and females is unknown. People used to think it was because of a full bladder, but recent research discounts that notion.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms. Why this happens in males and females is unknown. People used to think it was because of a full bladder, but resent research discounts that notion.

Good info. Repped //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Good info. Repped //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

What I'm wondering is, if males wake up with morning wood, does that mean females wake up with wet pootie? We need a female consult in here.

 

[Rawb]

every day i wake up i am stiff as a dead man...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Not really... not too often anymore...

Rub one off before you go to bed...

nG