Who here is openly Atheist and hates God?

[pd8731]

joke time
A Christian walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets down nothing. The Christian says "Where's my beer?" The bartender answers "Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there." The Christian replies "You've made your point; give me my beer." The bartender shoots back "You have your beer. I don't care how much proof you show me to the contrary, I will always think there's a beer there." The Christian responds "I fucking get it! Just give me my beer so I can go home and beat my wife!"

I'm printing this one out for future reference. It's that good.

 

[perfecxionX 10+ year member]

Saying you're agnostic is only a position on the epistemology of god; if you don't currently believe in god, then you are also atheist (which is a position on the theology or philosophy of god).
You're either gnostic or agnostic, and you're either theist or atheist. Two separate questions, with only two real options for each.

"As a philosopher, if I were speaking to a purely philosophic audience I should say that I ought to describe myself as an Agnostic, because I do not think that there is a conclusive argument by which one can prove that there is not a God. On the other hand, if I am to convey the right impression to the ordinary man in the street I think that I ought to say that I am an Atheist, because, when I say that I cannot prove that there is not a God, I ought to add equally that I cannot prove that there are not the Homeric gods."

—Bertrand Russell

 

[krainium 10+ year member]

Who here is sick of threads about religion and hates the OP?

X2

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

that's just terrible to say you hate god.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

wheres the proof?

 

[drpeeb 10+ year member]

wheres the proof?

I doubt there's any god.

But, if I'm wrong, I'm confident he'll be wise enough to know that I needed more proof of his existence than I was given.

It's gonna be hot down there, isn't it.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

I'm Jedi //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

I doubt there's any god.
But, if I'm wrong, I'm confident he'll be wise enough to know that I needed more proof of his existence than I was given.

It's gonna be hot down there, isn't it.

Yes, it is.

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

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[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

that's just terrible to say you hate god.

It's the ultimate in self-awareness, acutally. Besides, God is *supposed* to be unconditional in every aspect. Love him, hate him....under no conditions does Him not loving exist. Welcome to Logic 101.

 

[drpeeb 10+ year member]

It's the ultimate in self-awareness, acutally. Besides, God is *supposed* to be unconditional in every aspect. Love him, hate him....under no conditions does Him not loving exist. Welcome to Logic 101.

There'll be at least 2 of us to dissipate the heat.

(Love that avatar!)

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Saying you're agnostic is only a position on the epistemology of god; if you don't currently believe in god, then you are also atheist (which is a position on the theology or philosophy of god).
You're either gnostic or agnostic, and you're either theist or atheist. Two separate questions, with only two real options for each.

I don't know whether there is a god, and don't really care. I consider myself Agnostic. If a god comes to me and proves it well ladi fuc king dah, nice to meet you see ya later.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

I don't know whether there is a god, and don't really care. I consider myself Agnostic. If a god comes to me and proves it well ladi fuc king dah, nice to meet you see ya later.

Of course you`re agnostic, as anyone who isn`t a fundamentalist will acknowledge (no one knows whether there is a god or not because it is hard to obtain complete certainty in anything, especially considering the way the god argument is formed). But do you believe there is one? I`m not asking if you believe the idea is plausible; I`m asking if you currently believe there is one.

If you don`t, then you`re an agnostic atheist, like I am. Gnosticism only addresses the question of whether you believe it is known or can be known.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I don't not believe?

 

[drpeeb 10+ year member]

I don't not believe?

Haha! Let's see .. H*ll's heat divided by 3 dark souls so far equals ... what?? Anybody? I'm trying to make up a suit to prepare.